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That's a highway

Yes it is

And it got really clogged

It almost always gets crowded

Interstate 95?

It’s a Virginian highway and there was a huge traffic jam there because of the snow.

And there was an Uber driver who gave a $600 bill for the ride.

I’m pretty sure it runs all the way up the coast. I could be wrong tho

Also bruh

Studies have shown that the p**is may be a potential threat to the enviorment. Experts say yes, because the p**is is a real "sussy baka" says expert john dogf**ker. A researcher in the field of peepee & poopoo. John dogf**ker also says "UwU rawr xd nuzzles your bulgy wulgy uwu~" which further proves his first statement, in conclusion, we believe p**ises are a danger to the enviorment.

Traffic.