Hmm

yessir bouta catch that shiny charizard 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Why not go out for bit?

i would but i wouldn't

This actually happened to me once. I was on my phone and I got a tornado warning, then a minute later I got a thing from POGO asking me to catch some stuff.

Pokemon go f**k yourself

yes

Lol pokemon kills people

Pokémon go to heaven

Lets go out. I dont give a f**k about life
Suicide bitches XD

It’s conspiring against you

you are a reposter

I think you should step outside for a bit

No, this is different

the Pokemon was first tho wait

*to the tune of welcome to the internet* welcome to humanity, keep your heeead down.

Me, who loves the song Head Up by The Score:
No, HEAD UP

*bullet barely misses you*
Dude, I told you that because we’re in the middle of America

*still playing Head Up on speakers while dodging bullets*

*shoots the speakers*

*le gasp*
I have no reason to live
*commits suicide*

Perfect for the family!

yeah why not

I know damn well that I can still get pokemon inside my house.

Pokemon go turned into a savage

lmao