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They seem fun and quirky at first, and I licked one next to it’s blowhole when I was 6 and it tasted like fish, BUT
They are absolute DICKHEADS
They aggravate pufferfish on PURPOSE and play catch with them. The toxins are like the equivalent of weed to them

You licked dolphin?

when i was 6

Wanted to see if it tasted like fish
And it did

hmm

Makes sense if you think about it...

I just did research on dolphin sex

IRL, dolphins are actually pretty sexually predatory and will [something] smaller porpoises to death for fun.
Plus they try to hump their trainers in captivity, although that might not be natural behavior. Might just be boredom.

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lol