No spoilers - if you've seen the movie you'll get it, if you haven't you won't.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around MILF Aunt May.

Learned about this little tidbit about comic Aunt May on a comic site I hang out. I thought May was about as 'normal' as it could get. Even more normal than Alfred who was WW2 James Bond before becoming the Wayne's butler. I was wrong when someone told me this -

"May, 'normal', hah!. That's because you don't know the real, true, yet-to-be-retconned story of the 'Mayday' Reilly.

According to current data, May is approximately 73 years old, Which means she would have been 18 to 21 during the Vietnam war. May enlisted in the army, hoping to be trained as a nurse. But, due to her slight stature she was assigned to the Tunnel Rats. Her confirmed kill number is still highly classified.

After Vietnam, May stayed overseas. Having developed a taste for violence, she working with many black ops groups overthrowing many regimes from Asia to Africa. It was in Africa, where she saw the results of her addiction to violence on the young. Sickened by what she had become, she swore off violence, returned stateside, met and eventually married Ben Parker.

And the rest, as they say, is history."

That IS badass - thanks for sharing! It would be cool to see that as a stand alone movie or a series on Disney+.

Speaking of Alfred, did you watch the Pennyworth series? It was badass also, well written and acted.

Awesomating GILF fanfic from incel geek fandom! Coming to a Cinemax channel near you!

i dont get it

Neglected to mention that the Spidey hero accused trope is the reverse of the Rittenhouse story.

Standard Superhero saves the day/world/Manhattan trope, but gets falsely accused of being the bad guy because while fighting and turning the bad guys in for custody, he broke some windows, dented the roof of a cab, and left a really big pothole in the street in the middle of Times Square with a fire hydrant gushing into it so in the sequel everyone hates him now and he has to prove himself by doing it all over again leaving an opening for Pt.III, or in the case of Spiderman, sequel, reboot, who knows anymore since the plethora outnumber even Rocky movies.
Can't start a Spidey, Superman, Batman, Hulk, Godzilla... movie without it.

ok, I haven't seen it (and found out on tv yesteray I haven't seen the 2019, 2018, and probably a dozen more either nor ever will), but same old same old, most likely starring Tom 'My Shoulders Aren't 6.5" Inches Wide Anymore' Hardy is some capacity that's just as annoying as Shinzon still is only with a tenth the personality.

Never mind me, I ramble.

I'm sorry, but it's like the transformation of Al 'Mumbles' Pacino but on roids AND enough growth hormones to turn a Shetland Pony into a Clydsedale.
Hey, kudos to his effort, but no matter what, I still see and hear Shinzon.

Did you see the movie?

no

Well, if you want me to explain it to you then follow me and hit me up on memechat.