I'm a man. I like women. I will sometimes get caught staring inappropriately, and only apologize because it improves my chances of getting laid. I watch sports too much, and am inexplicably impressed by power tools. I have feelings, but I won't spout off about them, if you want to know you'll probably have to ask. I like chicken wings and beer and a good sammich. I go to work and work hard.
You can count on me.