Cockroaches are next

Gonna petition to recognize my ass as sentient...but then inform libs they can still eat it

If you can fart something more coherent than Joe Biden, there's no way they can deny you!

Plenty of "American" restaurants serve crab. I eat the shit outta them. I had a bad experience trying to eat octopus once (I was heavily inebriated and overcooked it).

Not a huge calamari fan, but I don't appreciate FEWER options.

Oh I get that, believe me.

Say it aint so joe.

Cows are sentient and they still eat them.

Give it time