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these comments gt reall heated lmfao

i came here for the comments and true

is this something you will never have?

Why, you jealous? (and obviously have never seen my wife!)

jealous of you?

your wife must not look as good as the women you keep posting on imgflip.

Your ignorance is your trademark. My wife is smokin; hot. Don't ask me how I managed that, because some things just can't be explained!

i bet she's so hot she doesn't even know she's your wife yet :)

If I knew what that even meant, I would point out how stupid and illogical it is. So please clarify, so I can get on with it.

i don't think you're married. to anybody "hot". or female :)

https://i.imgflip.com/5vg5h8.jpg

1. Wife is so hot, he doesn't have to do this but does.
2. Wife is not jealous that he spends all day doing this.

Yeah, sounds like a real woman.

Hold on a sec.

📣 IVANKA, no need to call DaDa to get cozy, I said I'll be right up after upvoting more hot hun buns! 📣

Ok, gotta go,,,

1. As per usual, what does that even mean? My wife hotness or non-hotness, has nothing to do with me being on imgflp. If you could even pretend to draw some kind of logical connection between the two, I'd like to see it. I need a good laugh.

2. My wife is secure enough that she doesn't care if I spend a few minutes (or an hour or so, which is all I ever spend here) on imgflip some days. The mere fact that my content is so good that you think it must have taken me all day, is proof enough that I'm doing it right.

And as per usual, again, your Ivanka comment is such a non-sequitur, that the only comment is deserves, is me pointing that out.

Yes, please go. If you ever come back, try to come back and make some dayum common sense.

is a life something you will never have? you lost an argument to him and now you try to insult him on every post

hail i am satan!

so you have a mental illness?

only a mentally ill person would believe in heaven or hell

and you believe that this entire universe was created by chance

you can't be the father, the son AND the holy ghost without some double dipping

and according to physics, matter can't be created or destroyed, so the big bang is automatically out of the question. also, you didn't look into what the bible meant by the father, the son, and the holy spirit

fungus dna is more human than plant.

spores most likely came on asteroids from a previous civilization that blew itself up.

psychedelic mushroom spores were consumed by apes and perpetuated human intelligence

we're just repeating history

and you think that spores from space that no longer exists, and no record or proof of anything similar to it being capable of turning monkeys into humans is less likely than god existing. you are probably taking the wrong mushrooms

joe rogan had a mycologist on his show that explained it all

probably missed that one fapping to trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPqWstVnRjQ

first of all, I don't watch joe rogan's show, secondly can you give me the time in the video where he says it, im not waiting through 2 hours of it

nope.

learn something important for a change

unlike you, i have a life and i dont intend on wasting it on watching a useless 2 hour youtube video

qanon priorities

and so why did some apes stay as apes, also, what evidence is there that there were spores from previous civilizations that came from asteroids?

they didn't eat the fungus. others did.

https://www.google.com/search?q=fungus+spores+from+outer+space