Wow, a non-depressing scenario.

I unsheathe my sword and prepare for battle. It will be a long night but I can manage. I can already sense a large aura coming from you, and it is growing steadily. I have to end this quickly. As I charge you prepare to defend.

You slap me on the ground and beat the shit out of me until I am dead. The end.

Well shit. I killed a fire emblem kid.

high five

Sure.

Dan(my 25 yr old C.H OC): .. I've slayed many demons, but you sir are going to be a challenge

Spike: WEAK ASS PUNK! HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

-bitchslaps-

Spike: Bro u got dirt on my face...

Don't care.
-Kicks-

Spike: Bro you're muddy ass shoes are disgustang

Maybe because I had a losing edge earlier.

Spike: Such as?

Why else am I dirty a little.

Spike: A LITTLE?! MY FACE HAS DIRT ALL OVER IT!

Not my problem.

*Vibrates
Spike: There. No more dirt.

Ok then.

“Do your worst” I’d T-pose

Bro why u gotta bring down the mood like that they did nothing wrong and most rps are at the same creativity level as this one

I mod this stream, i’ve seen it all. Trust me, most people put a lot more effort into it Than this sh*t

you ain’t shit
over here bitching about someone posting in your stream
at least appreciate that they put in the time to actually rp, and don’t you guys do all’s rps, just no erps?

at least they actually try to rp instead of just making an rp post and never responding to ANY of their comments like a LOT of rpers on this stream

If that’s a dig at me then I absolutely respond. I just have some people blocked.

I am pretty sure I am one of the people that are blocked but idk

it's not a dig at you, it's just a problem i find in a lot of rps
which is pretty damn disappointing because a lot of them actually look really good

Ok fair enough
Also I don’t think you need to censor shit nobody cares lmao

I know i just want to lol

Ok lol

Use my powers as the quiet kid to summon a gun and blast your head off

-deflects the bullet-

"Then he gathered himself, reloaded the gun, and tried it again."
-George W. Bush

"He gathered himself, brings out the sword, and deflects it again."
-Me making this quote up 9 secs ago

I do a France and surrender

I do a me and SET YOU FREE AND ESCAPE FROM THE CITY

I celebrate

*surrenders*
What else would I do?

Fair point.
I win.

FBI!Sans: YOU'VE YEE'D YOUR LAST HAW wait what the fu-

Mate, you've yeed your last haw on that one.

*pulls out golden uno reverse card*. No u.

-pulls out mirror-
Too bad.

oh rip

Kage: can you touch ghost?

Yes.

Kage: :| well uh- try to touch me then- your hand is only going to go through me

-I hit a blizzaga on here-
See, I used magic.

(You*)

Kage: *kind of not affected* well, how did you get your "magic"-?

I just had it.
Let me go English Teacher on this.
It was a stormy night and some funky shit happened, the end.