-flips him off-
I ain't got time for this.

Chris: oh hi

???: “i-I’m sorry, mister- did i do something wrong?”

DSans: ...
Hey.

“Y-yeah?”

DSans: When ya walk in there, avoid the pile'a dust.

“O-ok. . .”

DSans: -Sharp grunt-
Ugh..

The little girl hesitantly enters the throne room, being careful to avoid the dust

DSans fades away

“H-hello?”

Asgore: Oh, is someone there?

“H-hi, mister. You’re the king, right?” Something about her voice seems- so familiar.

(Could you be asgore or smth

((i was planning on it lol

((Ty lol

DSans: So you finally made it.

???: “i-I’m confused. . .”

DSans: Don't act coy with me.

???: “. . .” She tears up- the little girl really has no idea

DSans: Well, no matter. This will all be over in a sec.

???: “i don’t understand-“ -sob-

-Sans gets an urge to kill them but he can't bring himself to do it-

???: “i-i just tried to get home- i didn’t know i hurt anybody-“ her EXP and LOVE are both at 0. . .

DSans: ...
M'sorry.
-Moves to the side-

She sniffles and wipes her eyes before nervously continuing down the hall

Asgore: That voice... Hold on a minute! I am almost done watering the flowers!

“. . .what kind of flowers are they?”

Asgore: Buttercups.

“My brother and i agreed i’d eat one of those once. I think i spat it out- or maybe i didn’t. My memory is fuzzy.”

Asgore: You ate one of them?? And... Survived???

“. . .no, actually. I don’t think so. Where am i, again?”

Asgore: The throne room.

“Oh. . .right. . .i remember. . .i-“ she suddenly starts choking

FBI!Sans *gasp* it's a F**KING AU VERSION OF ME (or smth, i haven't played undertale and stuff*

Daidric dragnoc: that's dust sans I think...

Suddenly, DS flinches and makes a sharp grunt noise, his face expression changes

Well shit I think they are about here

"H-Hey..."

What?

He drops down on one knee, blood leaks from his mouth and eyes
"T-Tell the king... They're coming..."

Alright! *sprints past him and is sprinting to the throne room*

Asgore is watering flowers

ASGORE THEY ARE HERE!

"Hu-what?"

THE HUMAN IS COMING

(Coming not here)

You see the human standing behind it

Y O U

"Yes, me."

Y O U W I L L P A Y

Suddenly, vines sprout up and entrap the... human.

*he burns them easily* GRRRAHHHHHHH!

A little voice cries out
"Ow!"

*flames spout from his hands*

A little marigold pops out of the ground
"What was that for?!"

You think you can trap me P A T H E T I C

The vines sink into the ground

*he puts his bow away*

Another vine rises up and grabs the soul

Now let's make sure that thing doesn't come back

"It will be absorbed into my body."

OK then that should keep the respawn from happening and god knows maybe we can fix the timeline

"Hopefully.."

*he sits down*

The soul gets absorbed

*he waits*

((no they wrapped around "frisk"

(Oh rewind then) who the hell...

A little marigold pops out of the ground
"I got them!"

Good job little flower *he prepares his bow*

"Just don't hit my vines!"

OK then where they can't move this'll be fast and easy *he draws an arrow*

"Hit their head!"

*he aims at their head ready to shoot it off*

"Do it!!"

*he fires knocking their head right off* BULLSEYE!

Flowey transforms into Asriel

...

"Alright..."

*he continued to wait*

He transforms into the 'God of Hyperdeath'

(Have you played Undertale?

(I haven't played it but I've watched it all routes and their ends) neat form

"Thanks."

((are you comfortable with me continuing?

(Yeah) your welcome

((okay

"I have another form."

Neat

DS smiles big
"So you finally made it."

I just got here ._.

"Don't play stupid with me."

I'm not hold on where you expecting a kid to come through here or something?

"Yeah."

Oh Frick I think I accidentally killed the one you were gonna fight... Shit...

"Oh. I think they'll respawn soon."

Oh OK then

"I can feel them..."

Well then

"What human?"

The one that's about to kill sans!

"Sans? The skeleton?"

Yeah!

"Oh no! Papyrus will be heartbroken!"

I think papys already dead

"Oh... My.. What about Undyne..?"

I believe she is too almost everyone's dead there's only me sans you and the human

He runs into the Judgement hall

*he follows quickly*

Where Sans was standing, there was a pile of dust

Damn it sans is dead too..

"All my people..."

That human- no they aren't human anymore that monster will pay for what they have done

"They will pay... They. Will. Pay."

Exactly

"Where did they- Ugh!"

COME OUT YOU COWARD!

Asgore collapses and fades to dust

What the *he turns to asgores dust*