Break your arm then feed you the leftover dinner from yesterday I didn't wanna eat then throw you out my 3rd story window and lock all the doors and windows
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0 ups, 4y,
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1 up, 4y,
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What? Too descriptive?
[deleted] M
0 ups, 4y,
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xD
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1 up, 4y
Hey that was the truth, i was surprised and alarmed someone broke in so I hurt em on accident then i realize you're a friend, and I throw you out a window cause im drunk and thought we were playing airplane mode