Beat you senselessly

yay

*doesn't notice*

*makes sound*

*doesn't come out*

Hide lmaoo

Break your arm then feed you the leftover dinner from yesterday I didn't wanna eat then throw you out my 3rd story window and lock all the doors and windows

i-

What? Too descriptive?

xD

Hey that was the truth, i was surprised and alarmed someone broke in so I hurt em on accident then i realize you're a friend, and I throw you out a window cause im drunk and thought we were playing airplane mode

*gives you food and drinks*
*hits you with a bat*

xDDDDDDD

Grab a gun and shoot you xd

yay

probbaly faint or something-
i don't do very well with surprises ;-;

same xD

im gonna
play minecraft with every device you have

:o

yeah
and then
ima
ima uhhhh

i will bring a frog :D

A Minecraft frog?

YEAA

:OOOOOOOO

:DDDDDDD

frens

frens

:0
*huggo*
hello!!

:O *huggoo* hello

:3
wait- h- how did you find my house...

>:)

*fear*

Force feed you a lemon

I like lemons

What if you didn’t

oop

Nothing

Just don't hurt my mom or my pets and idgaf

okie

y tf would u break into ur own house

Sus

idek

ohnomomissussy

xD