Cool story bro - your name offends me. Now you must change it. Also, I'm pre-offended by your next 6 choices. Venezuela also must change its name, because I'm offended. Bubble gum must be called chewy-stuff, because I'm unable to blow bubbles and that's offensive to me. Pink is also offensive, it must be banned.
That's how ridiculous things have become. Nobody gives two stinky shits what you think is offensive. It's all a bid for attention, a way to become the victim - because being a victim is the new currency.