Let it break, let it break, there's nothing I can do

Nail it closed and have it as a piece of art

I'd lay a very thick, cushiony towel or blanket on the floor in front of the cabinet, then slowly open the door to get the bowls.

How you gonna get the towel in there though?

Read my comment again. I said lay it on THE FLOOR in front of the cabinet. This way if something falls out before you can grab it, it lands on something to cushion it.

Cut a hole into the glass and push the bowls back up

what would you use to ensure the glass doesn't shatter when you try
also, will you be repairing the door?

Nothing
No

chaotic neutral, i see
welcome to the party

*clap clap clap clap*

leave it there

Pause time and deploy le epic nukes.

you f**ked with the wrong sith

this is was the best conversation I've witnessed all day. that made my day better:)

"slain"

open it, and try and catch as many as i can

i vote for this one!

Let them break and then cry over it.

XD

Why did I read the title in O'Hare's voice during the "let it die" bit

Lay the cupboard down on its back, then open it, remove the bowls, pick it back up, and replace the bowls

what if it's built in to the wall like in older homes

D E T A C H T H E W A L L

oh uh ok

Lay something soft under it so when it opens they don't break

Catch the plates when they fall

Let them smash on the floor

The mfs deserve it anyway

“ oops that was my extra dangerous glass. “

Call the police. Suicide was illegal last time I checked

Break or remove the top panels of glass, and remove the bowels carefully one at a time, open doors of cabinet and replace bowels safely, close cabinet doors, replace top glass panels.

*removes bowels with piece of glass*

oop

Not

Break the glass