Firestar9990 announcement template (better)

Something that is screenshot-worthy gets to hear one of my secrets

Fair enough. My secret is this:

I had a botched circumcision and now my dick is horribly misfigured

oh-
oh god-
#ForeverAVirgin

Good thing I don't plan on having sexual relations

lmao-

ur not alone

That's nice

not the botched circumcision tho
i was just born witha misfigured dick

Apparently my dad almost beat up the guy who botched it

oh wow

ok ik this is tmi but

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my actual dick is 2 inches long
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there is like… 5 inches of extra skin at the tip.

Might want to delete that to avoid bullying

im fine witu bullying

That's going right on cursed cuments

Balllllllllllz

whomst'th hathed summoned the cum lord?!

Lucario was first

You will never be as ugly as your picrew.

Lucario was first

hgelp my gf has a twin that looks really similar and i got confused so I f**ked their dog

Lucario was first

WtF-

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