They believe that their hopes and dreams become true if they speak them aloud.

Both of those doors are open. He's being a douche just to be a douche......you should be able to understand that very well.

It's not breaking in if the doors are open dipshit

The doors are open - in plain sight. He's being a douche, just like you.

I suppose they could have been pulling them out of your sphincter.

No no, they didn't "have" one, they "found" one.

That certainly explains the crowbar. And the jackhammer.

The cement and ping pong balls remain a mystery

melania got the ping pong balls from epstein.

Hah! Good one. Hopefully you don't get detention for memeing during class

I own the company

ashli babbitt was antifa then.

"when I get invited somewhere" - if you're behave IRL anything like you do here you probably don't get invited anywhere too often.