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I can't find it either. . . | JESUS IS A SOCIALIST! SHOW ME WHERE IN THE BIBLE HE HAS THAT TITLE NEXT TO KING OF KINGS, LORD OF LORDS, LION OF JUDEA, SON OF MAN, SON OF GOD, LAMB OF GOD, ALPHA AND OMEGA, THE TRUTH, THE LIFE, AND THE WAY, THE WORD, THE WORD MADE FLESH, AND MESSIAH. | image tagged in memes,inception,socialism,lies,jesus christ | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Hey Memer, how about he fed a party of approx 500 with 2 loaves and 5 fish? He claimed that what you do to least of man, you do unto me. Either be a Christian or STFU!
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That’s called charity, not socialism.
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Almost as mentally disturbed as those who think the universe was spontaneously created out of nothing.
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Big Bang theory.
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Then you must NOT know that it was a believer in god....One, Georges Lemaître, (1894-1966), a Belgian cosmologist, Catholic priest, and a man who is also known as the father of the Big Bang theory. This (at that time) extraordinary and startling idea had first appeared in scientific form in 1931, in a paper written by this very believer of a god.....And it is a theory, that is accepted by nearly every single astronomer alive today.
But not you though....but then you are NOT an astronomer or cosmologist....you are just some random person farting in the wind!
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The key word is “theory”. Kinda like theology. Creationism is accepted by nearly every single Christian, Jew, Muslim, etc.
But not you thought . . . but then you are not a believer in the biblical account of the creation of the world . . . you are just some random fart in the wind 😂
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The key there is "nearly every single Christian, Jew, Muslim, etc"....
And then you went on to rattle off all of the Abrahamic religions....who all believe in exactly the same creation story because the Jew solidified those darn fairy tales first, then Jesus who was a Jew and died a Jew (never a "Christian" and who NEVER intended to start another religion....that was Paul.....most of the early followers of Jesus were Jews and Christianity had started out as a small Jewish sect) via Paul carried it over to Christianity, and then crazy old Mohammed who had sex with his 9-year old wife borrowed that very same story from the Jews and "heretical" Christians who were living around him in Saudi Arabia and incorporated bits and bites into Islam (which itself had started out as a Christian sect).

And I had said that "the Jew solidified those darn fairy tales first" because they were not Jewish tales but rather gathered from the fables of the Sumerians....Abraham himself being from Sumer.....He just brought those fables with him!

For example....Noah's Flood fable was borrowed from the Sumerian Epic of Gilgamesh....Big boat, animals two by two, and all....

Moses' fable, being put in a reed basket on the Nile and then rising to great power, and all.....was borrowed from the life story of Sargon of Accadia.....the conquerer of Sumeria.

But I digress.....I could go on and explain every fable in your bible and where it was borrowed from.....

Now as for the topic on hand....Sure! The Abrahamic religions all believe in that creation nonsense.....DUH! They all got their story from the very same source....which got its story from the Sumerian creation myths! The Abrahamic religions are also the single worst creations by men on this earth....they are utterly evil and have been a scourge on this earth!

Buddhism which is thought to be far older than that Jewish creation fable does not believe in that creation myth....they believe that the Earth was always here.

Hinduism which is the oldest still practiced religion on this Earth.....older than your parent religion of Judaism (I am assuming that you are a Christian.....but certainly Abrahamic though) has this to say about creation by god....

Who really knows?
Who will here proclaim it?
Whence was it produced? Whence is this creation?
The gods came afterwards, with the creation of this universe.
Who then knows whence it has arisen?

— Nasadiya Sukta, concerns the origin of the universe, Rig Veda, 10:129–6
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You sure posted a lot of blah blah blah that I assume says nothing about the Big Bang theory (because I didn’t bother to read it all).
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Hahahahahah. Do you live on IMGFlip.....Get a life buddy! The post is whether Jesus was a socialist.....not the Big Bang....! But I know that you read it all.....That was your irrational tangent! And Oh! So "solly" that I hurt your tender religious feelings. GoodBye!
Hahahahahahah!
PS: You can have the last word....I know that you religious types do love that.....giving sermons! Have a go at it.....but I am never going to come back to this post again!
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And this is all that I will say on this topic....you can have the last word.....the deluded and the brainwashed always do.....
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Oh, right. Not from nothing, from a single point . . . out of pure chance. 🙄
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JESUS IS A SOCIALIST! SHOW ME WHERE IN THE BIBLE HE HAS THAT TITLE NEXT TO KING OF KINGS, LORD OF LORDS, LION OF JUDEA, SON OF MAN, SON OF GOD, LAMB OF GOD, ALPHA AND OMEGA, THE TRUTH, THE LIFE, AND THE WAY, THE WORD, THE WORD MADE FLESH, AND MESSIAH.