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1 up, 3y,
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Just offering.

Acts 16:31 And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

Shared via Bible KJV

Itisipossible to force you. You must make the heart decision to live with or be separated from G-d for all eternity.

I'll see you, either at the marriage supper of the Lamb or the Great White Throne of Judgement.

I sincerely hope he former.
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1 up, 3y,
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2 ups, 3y,
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It is actually just like your house is on fire and I am here to carry you to safety.
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1 up, 3y,
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2 ups, 3y,
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You have the ability to choose your own eternity.

I sincerely hope you choose well, my friend.
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2 ups, 3y,
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2 ups, 3y
and... that is why I would like to buy you a coffee.

I am in Indiana, but have been to travel some distance to meet someone interesting.
2 ups, 3y,
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The worst part of eternity in Hell is not fire. It is total separation not only from G-d, but, from everyone you have ever known or loved.

The best part of eternity in Heaven is fellowship, not only with G-d, but with every other believer.

It is your choice. I would love to meet you there.
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2 ups, 3y
I would love to sit down over coffee and reason with you.

Unlike some here you seem to be a reasonable person. You are not on my down vote by name list. I actually up vote you occasionally.
2 ups, 3y,
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Quoting the bible on works on people who believe in bronze age fairy tales...it doesn't work on adults.
1 up, 3y,
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Your loss, Sir.

Aa long as you are alive, there is still a chance.
2 ups, 3y,
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Why do you choose to follow a mythology that tells rape survivors they must marry their rapist or be stoned to death? What part of that appeals to you?
2 ups, 3y
Except that’s not what it’s about. Shall I explain it to you, or do you prefer your ignorance?
0 ups, 3y,
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See, there you go making false statements about something you cannot backup.

I suspect you have created a shill account in order to oercoe my ignoring you.

At any rate, you are now ignored.

I WILL see you in eternity. As I said hopefully at the marriage feast.
2 ups, 3y
Ah. Someone points out how horrible and disgusting your mythology is so you close your eyes and cover your ears. Typical fake Christian.
2 ups, 3y,
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I see you ignore me the way you ignore the rampant pedophilia you and your friends inflict on the world. Well done.
2 ups, 3y,
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Fella, you're a tad bit fixated on pedophilia a lot.
Guilty conscience much?
1 up, 3y,
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Not caring about pedophilia is way more weird than caring about it. You just told us a lot about yourself.
3 ups, 3y,
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I did, didn't I?

Hey, you're that same guy from the other week tossing the word around like confetti?

Obsession is, by definition, obsession, and as pointed out, in this case, it is most definitely yours.
2 ups, 3y
Do it for the kids
1 up, 3y,
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You the one who just brought it up, kid. And you only brought it up to let us know how it doesn't bother you.

You know, like a pedo would do.
2 ups, 3y
"kevdex10

I see you ignore me the way you ignore the rampant pedophilia you and your friends inflict on the world. Well done."

Are you truly this mentally challanged that you can't see you own words that you have forgotten a couple of comments above?
2 ups, 3y
Yeahhh...I lost the chance to get molested by a pedo in a robe. It's cool if you're into that, but stop trying to push it on to others.
2 ups, 3y,
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Who are the ones forcing experimental medical treatments on people who don’t want them? Who are the ones calling parents objecting to their children being taught things they disagree with “terrorists”?

If you want to know what leftists are doing, look at what they accuse the right of.
2 ups, 3y,
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...Ok?

Nobody is being forced to take it and it isn't experimental...but ok. Is being afraid fun for you?
1 up, 3y,
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“Take it or you’ll be fired” is not force?
2 ups, 3y,
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Yes, giving people a choice is literally the opposite of forcing them to do something.

Why are you trying so hard to be a victim?
0 ups, 3y,
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Okay, so if Texas passed a law that said go to church every Sunday or you’ll be fired, you’re cool with that? It’s not force.
0 ups, 3y,
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No as freedom from religion is expressly guaranteed in the Constitution. You'd be a lot less confused and whiny if you actually read it some time.
0 ups, 3y
But they’re not forcing you. Why are you objecting?
0 ups, 3y,
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Yes, perhaps you should read it sometime.

Freedom from a Federally imposed religion courtesy of Congress is guaranteed in the Constitution.
The provision was meant to protect States' Rights in terms of state relgion should they so choose, which some had in the past and in fact a couple still have on the books, not that they enforce it anymore.

Hope this helps alleviate the confusion and ease that massive dollop of whining.
0 ups, 3y,
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...Ok...that just disproved the point that you were attempting to make earlier but...ok.

It's adorable how you made my point for me without being able to show why giving people a choice about getting a vaccine is somehow unconstitutional. Maybe ask your teacher for help on this one?
1 up, 3y,
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You can read, can't you?
"Congress shall make no" what?

Where, on Earth, did you you fantasize you read me saying that pile of bullshit pulled out of your flagellating ass?
1 up, 3y,
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That only deals with religion, it has nothing to do with vaccines.

Seriously, ask a teacher to help you read the Constitution. Unless you aren't allowed near schools...
1 up, 3y
Numbnuts, AGAIN, what are you going on about with me and vaccines?

Reading. Because it's never too late for you to learn.
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1 up, 3y
Such as . . . ?
1 up, 3y,
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By the way, these teachers are essentially saying, "We're going to brainwash your children to hate you." If threats of violence are ever justified, that's about the right place.
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1 up, 3y
That is what CRT is.
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2 ups, 3y,
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1 up, 3y,
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When you get lowrated for nothing and the OP doesn't even give an upvote.
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2 ups, 3y,
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1 up, 3y,
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I mean, dang, Morgan is God. How can they downvote God? ;p
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2 ups, 3y,
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1 up, 3y
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