You will never find it

stuff it in an outlet, they'll never find it

They'll find something else though.

i would flush it down the toilet

hide it inside a calculator

Throw it in a haystack

Pattern chain

This is a rare back and forth chain which I will continue

in the top part of the toilet is where i would put it

Swallow it.

swallowing a paperclip wouldn't be a good Idea for many reasons

Well yeah, but the detective will never find it.

you're right

what if the detective plays mortal combat?

uncoil it, and hide it in my hand, to use as a weapon.

I would burn it.

I shall.. Swallow it, or keep it in my mouth. After all, I AM in the house.

lol that's what I would do.

Poopy clip

I'd get it stuck in the drain with all of the gunk so if the detective goes in that drain, he will pull the gunk and it t will drop the paperclip down the drain by his own hands

It's what I'd do

I'd hide in the battery area of something and make sure it's screwed on tight. That or I'd put it in the bottom of the shoes/socks I'm wearing.

into my moms bag duh

Swallow it

i'll then hide another container full of paperclips in a place that the detective might be able to find it, so he will spend most of the time looking at that one and not the one with the specific paperclip sitting on my desk

Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his thinking level? Vegeta: It's over 9000!

you should instead rub your fingerprints on all of the paperclips, then the detective can't dust for fingerprints

Down the drain just like last time

UP MY CRUSTY MUSTY RUSTY DUSTY A-

Ayo what?

i doubt hes gon look there

I would stuff it into the couch