I highly doubt that you would like living in 1776. On August 3, 1776 George Washington had this to say about the "profane," language you use: "It is a vice so mean and low without any temptation that every man of sense and character detests and despises it." You might be put in the Stocks for using such language or otherwise punished throughout the Colonies. In fact, very few people enjoyed very few freedoms, in 1776. Of course I forget. People who have alternate realities enjoy alternate histories.
