Are people going to start sueing each other now?

Ooh fantastic idea

…lol j/k. Last thing this stream needs is nuisance lawsuits.

But if you’ve been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to just compensation. Just sayin’.

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Lol

we already do, i’m just tired of mind boggling levels of poorly handled trials i wanna do something to fix it lol.

People take everything in here so seriously :/

idk if i liked the idea of trials here in the first place, but they’re here to stay, so i might as well lighten the mood with a little irony and fun lol.

Maybe

I agree

ikr

True

Apparently he

Can anyone apply?

anyone can apply, but we have standards so i can’t promise just any person will be accepted.

I think I'll make a resume. I'm pretty interested in the subject.

sweet

before you do, i’ll make a template like this one give me a sec

nvm, i’ll have to do that in the morning, carry on

Okay.

I'm gonna apply.
But only as a defense attorney. I'm not helping jackasses sue people for stealing their meme templates.
I know meme law good enough to handle the work load plus I have meme man on speed dial.

imgflip.com/i/5okypd#com14567374 you're in. reply to this comment explaining what you do so if people wanted they can see you on our lawyer's list and/or especially ask for you.

I would like to be a lawyer, how do i become one?

fill this out imgflip.com/i/5oodf6

I'd like to apply

okay, just give me your resume (full resume, not just as a lawyer) and why you would be a good team member.

I don't have a resume but if you'd like I can type out a longer comment later when I've rested for a bit and aren't tired as hell and have also taken ibuprofen for my ear infection

sure

by resume i just meant all the positions you’ve held and things like that

Oh that, well ok. First i've been a soldier for the AAA and have a good position there, although now I mainly work on diplomacy.
I was offered to be in congress in wubbzymon's second term, but I denied. This term I was put in congress though.

So yeah, AAA diplomat and congressman (I'd quit my position in congress to become a lawyer)