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Welcome To Independence Law!

- You only pay us if we win
- 75% of the payment goes to the lawyer, 25% goes to a charity
- Some of the streams best lawyers!

(since the bank is currently shut down, services will instead be upvotes to the lawyer)

if you are in need of an experienced lawyer to help defend you in court, or if you are the prosecution, you can message Envoy, and if we accept the conditions you will be assigned one of our lawyers.

I gotta pay you if I win?

you get 75% of the money you earn from winning a case and the other 25% goes to a charity of your choice.

unless you think those numbers are unfair, we can tweak it.

Ahhhh, I see, but I'm working for the government, I'm pretty sure I can't do this. I would have to ask PR1CE, IG, or maybe Pollard. I thing PR1CE or IG would be better, though.

ask away, just a concept, might never become a thing

Lawyers:

Envoy

ask if you want to be be a lawyer, keep in mind we won’t just let everyone in.

Lawyer: sloth-

Fees: Find a random stream of mine that gets no love and upvote-spam the crap out of it

Resume: IG Impeachment trial manager, informal advisor to RichardChill impeachment, defense attorney to LaChancla impeachment, former RUP National Security Advisor, in-house legal counsel of Imgflip_Bank, Press Secretary to Beez Administration, Attorney-General of N.E.R.D.

And oh yeah. I was impeached too. As my opponents love to remind me. :)

So: I’ve been in your shoes! I know what it’s like to be in the hot seat! It’s tough! You need a fighter in your corner!

For organized, empathetic representation: Better Call Sloth!

for clarity that means you’re joining the team?

Sure, I’ll join IMGFLIP_PRESIDENTS’ first law firm.

But at my experience level, I demand equity partner! :)

lol i don’t care what i have to pay you im so done with the poorly run trials recently, you can have all the upvotes i earn lol.

Yeeeeaaah… looking back on everything that was considered an “impeachment trial” vs. what we’re doing now…

Not to toot my own horn or anything but…

I hope it becomes the new standard. :)

sweet, i’ll advertise it a little more now

SurlyKong attorney at law.
I'm exclusively a defense attorney
I know meme law and argue constitutional law all the time.
I work for free to ensure you get proper representation if you've been accused of a crime!
When you've got a Kong in your corner, you know you won't get pushed around by the establishment.