As difficult as it may be to believe, I'm rather talkative, and like talking with the womenfolk. Key is I can actually outtalk them, which comes in handy when they start droning on about how Brenda copied their hairstyle for prom 25 years ago and how Mikey should have taken her instead.
Unfortunately in recent years that means I get to play therapist since the available ones are available for a good - or, rather, bad - reason, and then some of those flake out into stalkeroonie territory on me.