Who would have predicted this :)

That's worse in what way?

Well I can't speak for you but I'd rather trip/stumble in public than be walkin around with sh*t tickets stuck on my shoe.

Almost even worse.......nobody there in his circle bothered to tell him.

It also begs the question..........where did it come from? I'm pretty sure he exited the presidential limo/Cadillac prior to ascending the stairs. Which means he exited a restroom somewhere with it stuck there... Exited the building of the restroom with it stuck there.... Got into the car with it stuck there... Drove to the plane with it stuck there... Got out of the car with it stuck there... and finally... Went up the stairs with it stuck there.

You'd rather be a demented old fool who tripped up stairs 4 times in a row - than have unknowingly stepped on a piece of toilet paper?

Or maybe it's not toilet paper, and it's just some random piece of sticky trash that he happened to step on just before ascending the stairs. The news media sure had a field day speculating. Some had the guts to ask what kind of paper it was - but the truly lost jumped to the most embarrassing thing they could think of - toilet paper, because "Orange Man Bad" was more important than getting to the truth - even for something as trivial as a piece of paper.

Either way - your TDS is hilarious! Keep it up.

...Some [of the news media] "had the guts" to speculate what kind of paper it was..

LOL
man it's a real shame I didn't catch that news coverage of it. Would've liked to see those heroes speculating about what kind........ Was it Charmin...? Cottonelle? Angel Soft? Scott?
xP

But ya I don't really care what it was. If it looks like TP from distance anyone seeing it from a distance will think it's TP. So ya I'd rather trip than have people think I'm walking around with toilet paper on my shoe. That's just me though.

That's why I didn't vote him

Biden made me laugh

Hmm...... You American bruh?

Yea