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Trump Wows Met Gala Crowd In 'Rigged Election' Dress
Celebs
September 14th, 2021
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-wows-met-gala-crowd-in-rigged-election-dress
NEW YORK, NY—Beloved president and celebrity Donald Trump left Met Gala speechless this year when he showed up in a flowing white dress emblazoned with the phrase 'Rigged Election!'
"It's a beautiful, bold, brave statement," said fashion writer Vandross Tixatron, who was wearing an $82,000 garbage bag plucked from a landfill in Zimbabwe. "It's even braver when you consider the fact Trump wasn't even invited and he's being chased down by security now. What a statement!"
Other stunning attendees to the gala included:
Gavin Newsom in a dress made of discarded hobo tents
Bill Clinton, who wore a tux embroidered with the message "Believe All Women"
Buffalo Bill, a transgender hero in his latest skin-suit
Bill Cosby in a #MeToo dress
AOC, who wore a 'Tax The Rich' dress made by enslaved migrant children
Greta Thunberg, who wore a 'Save The Planet' dress made with clubbed baby seal skins
General Milley, who draped himself in the vibrant red flag of the Chinese Communist Party