"First of all, a fertilized egg isn't a child..."
It's a life form like any other and thus deserving a chance at life. The only time abortion is morally justified is in the case of rape where the mother's life may be at risk.
"I bet you think no conservative has ever acted out violently, huh? I only ask because that's a pretty stupid thing for you to say..."
I'm not a conservative, my principles are solid and rooted I ancient tradition and self evident morality such as charity, fairness and order. Good luck finding LOLberts who believe in any of those things. Greed, apathy and a willingness to bow down and erode your core principles make for a truly vile, self interested chameleon ideology. There are parts of their morality that hold merit but they are few and far between and often inconsistent at times with their socio-economic views. Conservatives are idiots for the most part but can fight but rarely do so.
"Like the ones who physically assault people who don't agree with them?.."
I believe in an eye for an eye, so yes in my case.