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Needs to start happening when a political type invokes Jesus' name regardless of Conservative, Liberal, Republican, Democrat,etc | JESUS CHRIST WANTS YOU TO BE A GOOD SOCIALIST AND GET THE SHOT WHILE LETTING GOVERNMENT REDISTRIBUTE YOUR WEALTH. SO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS LIKE I DO. THEN YOU WILL HAVE NO PROBLEM SAYING 'JESUS CHRIST DIED AND RESURRECTED FOR OUR SINS.'; WHY WOULD I DO THAT? IT'S A BIBLICAL LITMUS TEST TO SEE WHO IS OR ISN'T A TRUE BELIEVER. EVEN THEN THERE ARE THREE OR FOUR QUESTIONS BASED ON SCRIPTURE THAT I WILL ASK CONCERNING WHAT YOU  WANT ME TO DO. INVOKE JESUS' NAME EXPECT THIS KIND OF THING. | image tagged in leonardo inception extended,jesus christ,testing,truth,biblical | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 3y,
3 replies
Jesus Christ died and resurrected for our sins. Get the f**king shot now, please.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Nope.
I have immunity. Don't need the jab.
BTW, the jab don't work if you have to keep taking it.
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2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
It's a new disease. Your immune system has never seen it before. NOBODY'S had until spring last year.

I don't care if you have the immune system of a Komodo dragon - if you've never seen it before, you DO NOT HAVE THE ANTIBODIES FOR IT and you can get it BY GETTING YOUR SHOT.
0 ups, 3y,
2 replies
New, my ass...

It isn't a disease, silly. It is a virus. And it has been with us since probably October of 2019 when it either escaped from a lab in Wuhan, China or was released as a bio-weapon by the CCP.

aunty thesis sez "...if you've never seen it before, you DO NOT HAVE THE ANTIBODIES FOR IT and you can get it BY GETTING YOUR SHOT."
Right...a lot of people have come down with the virus even after "GETTING YOUR SHOT".
That, sonny, is one of the many, many problems and inconsistencies of this vaccine and the HYPE surrounding it.

I have been serving the public ever since this "pandemic" started. I don't wear the useless mask, unless I have to see my doctor. I wash my hands and take normal precautions.

I haven't had so much as a sniffle.
I am immune.
0 ups, 3y,
2 replies
Actually, COVID-19 *is* a disease. You get it from the Sars-Cov-2 virus.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
And if I do catch the virus, there’s a minuscule chance it will do me real harm. Why should I panic over it?
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
There’s an even smaller chance that the vaccine will do you real harm. So, why are you panicked over that . . . afraid of needles?
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Really? Tell me everything you know about the long-term side effects of these experimental medical treatments.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Why don’t you Google it yourself. And look up all the long term side effects of Covid-19 while you’re at it because there’s a lot more of that going on than from the vaccine.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
So…nothing. You know nothing. Thanks for confirming that.
0 ups, 3y
Compared to you, knowing nothing is like being a member of Mensa. 😂😂😂
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Disease-virus, whatever, I ain't got it.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
. . . yet.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
yet... I don't got the stupid Chinese Wuhan Flu, at all. Period.
Nothing anyone can say will change that FACT.
0 ups, 3y,
2 replies
You don’t until you do. You probably already had it and were just un-symptomatic.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
RIght.
I don't get sick from it, so why should I need a vax?
0 ups, 3y
It used to be so you didn’t become contagious and spread it to others. But now they say even vaccinated people can still spread it. So, yeah, maybe you don’t need to get vaxed- just need to wear a mask 😂
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Nope. No obedience-mask for me.
0 ups, 3y
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2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
And?
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2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Take all the time you need.

I mean, sooner would be better than later. We ARE in a public health crisis. But don't rush it - it's all right there in front of you.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Nope.
I am in no health-crisis.
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3 ups, 3y,
1 reply
OK. How's things on Mars?
0 ups, 3y
I don't know...cold and gassy?
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Bible states to not bare false witness(lie). Fauci lied and withhold information so why should I get the shot? The Bible also has no good things to say about nations(government). Again, why should I get a vaccine when government lies and threatens? Finally, ever hear of Fruit of the Spirit?(Love, kindness, temperance, long suffering). Try those attitudes instead of guilt tripping or threaten people.
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2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Because you'll be saving innocent people's lives. If I have to explain to you why that's a good thing, just burn that Bible of yours because it's just been wasted on you.
0 ups, 3y
I prefer evidence to emotional abuse.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
If you got it & it protects you, why is it your problem if I haven’t?
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Just looking out for you jr. Is it so wrong to want everyone to be safe? Why do you fight healthcare so much, it's gotta be more than arrogance and selfishness.
1 up, 3y,
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Do you understand what the words “experimental medical treatment” mean?
0 ups, 3y,
2 replies
You’re getting “emergency use authorization” confused with “experimental”. The experimental phase for MRNA vaccines was done years ago. Clinical trials were done last year before emergency use authorization was approved. Emergency use authorization just means they allow the use of unapproved medical products, or unapproved uses of approved medical products in an emergency. It doesn’t mean the vaccine is experimental.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"Yes, they ARE vaccines and they do exactly what vaccines do. Your ignorance on this matter is astounding. Try reading up on the subject before spouting off your antivax rhetoric."

No, they are not vaccines. A vaccine is a weakened form of a contagion designed to provoke a body's immune response to the real thing. That is NOT what these are. Stop spewing lies.
0 ups, 3y,
2 replies
False. A weakened form of a contagion is just ONE method used to provoke the immune system.

“Some vaccines contain weakened versions of a bacteria or virus, other vaccines contain only part of the bacteria or virus. Some vaccines contain only the genetic material for a specific protein and direct the body to produce a small amount of that protein. The body’s immune system reacts defensively once it detects this protein.
After vaccination, the immune system is prepared to respond quickly and forcefully when the body encounters the real disease-causing organism.”
https://www.fda.gov/vaccines-blood-biologics/development-approval-process-cber/vaccine-development-101

“Vaccine: A product that stimulates a person’s immune system to produce immunity to a specific disease, protecting the person from that disease. Vaccines are usually administered through needle injections, but can also be administered by mouth or sprayed into the nose.”
https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/vac-gen/imz-basics.htm

I can debunk your conspiracy theory lies all day. It’s easy when you have facts to back you up.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Cool, now find anyone promoting that definition *before* 2020. Changing the long-accepted definition of a word to make your argument is slimy and dishonest.

"Some vaccines" - No, these are the FIRST "vaccines" to ever do this. They are NOT what we've traditionally called vaccines.

Your lies are stupid and boring.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Show me where these sources had a different definition before 2020. I’ll wait . . .
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
You’re the one claiming that’s just what “vaccine” has always meant. *You* bear the burden of proof here, not me.

You are asking me to prove a negative. No, you are the one making the positive assertion. Show me a dictionary definition FROM BEFORE 2020, that includes that component.
0 ups, 3y
YOU are the one who claims they changed the definition in 2020. So, you are the one who bears the burden of proof. I’ve already proven that your definition is wrong. You haven’t even cited a shred of evidence to support your assertion.

The sources I cited were not changed from something like, “A vaccine is a weakened form of a contagion designed to provoke a body's immune response to the real thing” as you claim. So unless you have proof otherwise, the debate is done and you’ve lost again.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Just curious, have you ever read George Orwell’s 1984? I have. Your willful blindness to the controls on you is saddening.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
You realize “1984” is fiction, right.

LOL, you’re a fool. Try reading Fact, instead of fiction. 😂
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I’m sorry you’re too short-sighted to understand how fiction can help explain society and human nature. Your ignorance is not evidence of your intelligence.
0 ups, 3y
Your ignorance *is* evidence of your lack of intelligence. You’re caught up in fiction, conspiracy theories, hearsay and your own belligerence. That’s why it’s so easy to debunk every false assertion you’ve made.
0 ups, 3y,
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Do you know how long it usually takes a new drug to get FDA approval?

Do you understand how radically different the mRNA not-vaccines are from other medicines?

Do you know anything about the horrifying reports of young, otherwise healthy people dying shortly after getting these shots?

Do you know anything at all?
1 up, 3y
That would be a "no", is my guess.
0 ups, 3y,
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“Do you know how long it usually takes a new drug to get FDA approval?”
Yes, do you?

“Do you understand how radically different the mRNA not-vaccines are from other medicines?”
No, but I do understand how different mRNA vaccines (don’t know what non-vaccines are) are from other vaccines. Do you understand how vaccines in general are different from other medications?

“Do you know anything about the horrifying reports of young, otherwise healthy people dying shortly after getting these shots?”
Yes, do you know anything about the horrifying reports of young, otherwise healthy people dying after getting Covid?

“Do you know anything at all?”
Yes, but apparently you don’t. You obviously don’t know the difference between experimental and emergency use authorization vaccines. Go study up for yourself and come back when you actually have an argument.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"You don’t even cite the propaganda you’re getting your conspiracy theory lies from."

Yes, I'm doing this thing called "thinking for myself". You should try it sometime. I know what a vaccine is and how it works. I know what these novel medical treatments do. And I can see for myself that they are NOT vaccines.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
“I'm doing this thing called "thinking for myself”
And that’s why you’re so wrong about everything. You obviously DON’T know what a vaccine is and you refuse to learn what it is even when it’s presented to you in plain English.

Tell us, how you “see for yourself”. Do you have your own personal lab at home where you study the vaccines? What credentials do you have that make you even remotely qualified to make such a determination, especially since you’re trying to refute what medical science says?

Admit it, you’re just parroting misinformation from people like Joe Mercola. 😂
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I literally have no idea who Joe Mercola is.
0 ups, 3y
It doesn’t surprise me that you don’t even know the source of the propaganda you parrot.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"Please don’t insult my intelligence by suggesting he only supports Covid vaccines as a form of population control."

Is it or is it not true that Bill Gates has talked about & spent his own money towards reducing the world population?
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Maybe he did but he’s not trying to do so by killing people. On the contrary, he promotes efforts to reduce infant mortality rates.

“A surprising but critical fact we learned was that reducing the number of deaths actually reduces population growth. Chart 3 shows the strong connection between infant mortality rates and fertility rates. Contrary to the Malthusian view that population will grow to the limit of however many kids can be fed, in fact parents choose to have enough kids to give them a high chance that several will survive to support them as they grow old. As the number of kids who survive to adulthood goes up, parents can achieve this goal without having as many children.
This means that improved health is critical to getting a country into the positive cycle of increasing education, stability, and wealth. When health improves, people have smaller families and the government has more resources per person, so improving nutrition and education becomes much easier.”

https://www.gatesfoundation.org/ideas/annual-letters/annual-letter-2009

Now take off the tinfoil hat and stop believing such ridiculous nonsence.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
It's kind of pathetic how you can't actually argue with me. All you can do is pass on propaganda that's been molded into you.

Enjoy NPC life.
0 ups, 3y
Propaganda? You mean quoting the actual source?

You don’t even cite the propaganda you’re getting your conspiracy theory lies from. Probably because your know they are bogus. That means you’re not just ignorant, you’re a bold faced liar.

Enjoy living in fear that the big bad rich guy is trying to kill you. 😂
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
They are experimental because there HASN’T BEEN TIME TO COMPLETE A REAL TRIAL.
0 ups, 3y,
3 replies
Says who, you? Are you supposed to be some kind of self proclaimed vaxologist or something? Please tell us all what the amount of time that needs to pass for a vaccine to complete a real trial.

Sorry but I’ll stick with actual facts from real scientists instead of a no-nothing troll on a meme site.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"Did you know that in all the history of vaccines, no vaccine has resulted in a proven toxicity more than six weeks after it was administered?"

These AREN'T VACCINES. They don't do what vaccines do. They are novel medical treatments of a kind never used before on humans. That seems important.
0 ups, 3y
Yes, they ARE vaccines and they do exactly what vaccines do. Your ignorance on this matter is astounding. Try reading up on the subject before spouting off your antivax rhetoric.

https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-covid-vaccine-idUSKBN2AM0SS

https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/the-latest-antivax-false-claim-mrna-vaccines-against-covid-19-are-not-vaccines-but-medical-devices-or-gene-therapy/

https://www.skepticalraptor.com/skepticalraptorblog.php/pfizer-and-moderna-mrna-covid-vaccines-are-really-vaccines-obviously/

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/coronavirus/covid-19-vaccines-myth-versus-fact
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Do you understand the idea of long-term side effects? How would they test for long term effects IN ONLY A FEW MONTHS?

The idiocy of some people.
0 ups, 3y
Pfizer started human testing for its vaccine May 5, 2020. The trial was done on 43,448 people - far more than the number typically used for clinical trials. The FDA issued Emergency Use Authorization for it on December 11, 2020. Thats more than six months of trials, not “only a few months”.

Did you know that in all the history of vaccines, no vaccine has resulted in a proven toxicity more than six weeks after it was administered?

Like I said before, the vaccine isn’t “experimental”. But if you’re concerned about possible effects years down the road, go ahead and don’t get vaccinated. But in the mean time, stop spreading false information about it. Also, keep in mind that we don’t know what long term effects Covid-19 might have years from now either.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Correct me if I’m wrong: Bill Gates has been a major supporter of these vaccines, probably helping fund them too, right?
0 ups, 3y
Yes, he has also been a supporter of healthcare in general. Please don’t insult my intelligence by suggesting he only supports Covid vaccines as a form of population control. If that’s the point you’re trying to make then save yourself further embarrassment.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
“ Yes, do you know anything about the horrifying reports of young, otherwise healthy people dying after getting Covid?”

Yes, they’re bullshit.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Thanks for validating your ignorance 😂
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Do you mean “verifying”? Don’t try using words you’re not familiar with. It makes you look silly.
0 ups, 3y
LOL, you can stop now. We already know you’ve got nothing to back up your argument. You don’t need to prove you’re a grammar school dropout too. But maybe that explains why you know so little.
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JESUS CHRIST WANTS YOU TO BE A GOOD SOCIALIST AND GET THE SHOT WHILE LETTING GOVERNMENT REDISTRIBUTE YOUR WEALTH. SO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS LIKE I DO. THEN YOU WILL HAVE NO PROBLEM SAYING 'JESUS CHRIST DIED AND RESURRECTED FOR OUR SINS.'; WHY WOULD I DO THAT? IT'S A BIBLICAL LITMUS TEST TO SEE WHO IS OR ISN'T A TRUE BELIEVER. EVEN THEN THERE ARE THREE OR FOUR QUESTIONS BASED ON SCRIPTURE THAT I WILL ASK CONCERNING WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO. INVOKE JESUS' NAME EXPECT THIS KIND OF THING.