Lame Jeff Bezos

He is trying to take over Santa because Santa put bezos on the naughty list

Haha!! Gold.

“Knowledge or our” Xd

XD*

okay but who said Jeff Bezos ISN'T Santa?

But where are the profits in giving people gifts? Santa doesn't work in a capitalist system - which is ironic since he was invented by Coca Cola...

(And don't start with the "but there was a REAL Santa called St. Nicholas who..." no! There was a St. Nicholas but that's not the same as Santa Claus. That's like saying the movie Brave is real because there was a real Scotland.)

I dunno man. Cheap elf labor with no oversight or quality-control?

Sounds like a corporate dream.

😅 But imagine *selling* what they're producing... Stonks indeed!

True!! No sales revenue.

Hmmm...government kickbacks, maybe?

There is a country called Scotland tho

Yes, and there was a real person St. Nicholas. But that doesn't make any farfetched adaptation of it real as well.

That’d be terrifying. Some bald dude showing up at your house with presents

Then again, he looks like meme man

Haha

Sounds more like Zuckerberg than Bezos tho

this image just gave me more reason to despise the ass hole

He is the online Santa

And he gives us the presents we want. The only difference between him and Santa is that he doesn’t live on the North Pole, aka the Arctic Ocean.

I-

But he can only use the wish list for adults, kids don’t have access to their parents computers a lot much less any sort of wish list or their Amazon account. So there wouldn’t be any use for him to become Santa if he can’t cater to the needs of the children that would believe in Santa

Well, he doesn't live in the North Pole. That is kinda important.

ig coz we aint got chimneys