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3 ups, 3y,
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The simplest solution to this is to just get your vaccines and STOP PUTTING YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS AT RISK FROM YOUR CHOICES.
1 up, 3y,
2 replies
First of all, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to people who actually believe this is unconstitutional. Whether or not I want to get vaccinated is my choice. I know what's best for my own health. That's not for you or the school or even the government to determine.
1 up, 3y,
2 replies
Talks about right to bodily autonomy choice something.

Tells someone to not utlize their right to speak.

The irony.
0 ups, 3y
I didn't ask for your opinion either, you self-righteous, virtue-signaling wokeavist
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
It's my school, not yours. . .
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
You own a school, albeit an isignificant one no one has heard of other than those who can see it from their window? That is so cool.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*insignificant
Of course you wouldn't care about anyone who goes against your stupid brainwashing agenda. The point of this whole thing was to stand up for our rights to privacy and freedom as American citizens. If you don't believe in that, fine.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
What "agenda" are you going on about? Am I your class Dean and am here incognito to thwart your world changing petition that is widely circulating among all 1700 students at Merrydeath Collage as we post?
0 ups, 3y
You leftists say "science is real" but you're ignoring the scientific fact that immunity comes with exposure. You also say "my body, my choice" and then turn around and say "vaccines should be mandatory for everyone." You're all alike - self-righteous, virtue-signaling wokeavists who only care about social justice when it's right for you.
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1 up, 3y,
2 replies
But it's NOT unconstitutional. You've had nearly two years to process this. The school AND the government are and have always been allowed to enact public health ordinances.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Go read the 14th Amendment again. . . .
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Go read the 1st Amendment. For the first time.
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0 ups, 3y,
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2 ups, 3y,
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0 ups, 3y,
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1 up, 3y,
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0 ups, 3y
Why are you here, then? You think you know what's best for my health? Well, you don't! So stop pretending to care about me and go bother some other idiot!
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Why are you here if you don't care??
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Because I'm a member of this site, and I comment as I wish.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
So you made a decision. Good for you. Now leave me to make my own decision to spread this petition and NOT take the vaccine.
0 ups, 3y
What petition?
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
And note the word "immunities. . . "
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1 up, 3y,
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Hahahahahahahahahaha!

PLEASE ask a lawyer to make that argument in court! I will pay just about anything to see it!
0 ups, 3y
since when have you been to court 🙄
0 ups, 3y,
2 replies
And who are you to speak? You're not even a student at my college.
0 ups, 3y
A memer on a meme site posting comments on a featured meme as the site's format is designed to be conducive to.
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1 up, 3y,
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Thank God, if you're allowed to just walk around spreading the disease.
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1 up, 3y,
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0 ups, 3y,
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Because people who have had their vaccines are also the kind of people who wear face masks, sanitize their hands, and keep two meters away from you guys.
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1 up, 3y,
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0 ups, 3y,
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Y'all kind of are, in your own words. You're breathing each other, touching each other, shaking each other's hands, touching each other's cash, touching stuff that has just been touched by someone else - the virus considers ALL of this close enough contact for its purposes.
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1 up, 3y,
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0 ups, 3y,
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Are you under the impression that this is the first plague we've ever had in human history?
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1 up, 3y,
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0 ups, 3y
Not sure why you would expect that this is contestable.
0 ups, 3y,
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Vaccinated people do that, too 🤣
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0 ups, 3y,
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Vaccinated people are the kind of people who avoid doing that as much as possible. Which is why they've been much, much safer to be on campus than you.
0 ups, 3y,
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There you go again, making BOLD assumptions. You don't know what I do! You don't know how I live! Who are you to say that ALL vaccinated people are living more sanitary manner than one person you've never eve met? You are SO immature.
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0 ups, 3y
I said they're the kind of people who are.

And you won't even take the test. What kind of sanitary person just guesses what their infection status is?
0 ups, 3y,
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By the way - not that you'd care - but I get tested every week. And I still haven't tested positive. Still think you're better than me?
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0 ups, 3y
Are you vaccinated? Still no? Then yes, I've made more of an effort to keep people safe than you have.
0 ups, 3y,
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I took the fooking test already. My status hasn't changed since then because. . . surprise! NO ONE on campus has Covid! How great is that?!
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0 ups, 3y
Did you take the test every two weeks? Because unless you have, you CAN'T know that your status hasn't changed.

And if you have then what's the problem?
0 ups, 3y,
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I don't have it. I haven't even gotten sick since two years ago
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1 up, 3y,
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Unless you've taken a test literally every two weeks for the least year and a half, there's no way you could know that.

If you HAVE taken a test literally every two weeks then what's the problem?
1 up, 3y,
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There you go again with your trademark overuse of the adverb "literally".
You keep forgetting that the freakin' "science" sez that if you have had the freakin' virus you don't need to take the freakin' vax.
You also fail to realize that recently there has been a rising number of VACCINATED people that are coming down with the virus.
We are either being deliberately lied to or extremely dumb people are in charge of this fiasco.
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0 ups, 3y,
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What? Everyone - EVERYONE - has been crystal clear that even if you've had it, you still need the vaccine. People who have had it AND had all their shots are the MOST immune - more than people who have had it and then not had their shots.
1 up, 3y,
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Yet governors and others in Govt having been all vaxxed they are diagnosed with covid.
Hmmmmmm
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0 ups, 3y,
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Yup, because they govern states with low vaccination rates and no mask mandates and extreme hostility to lockdowns. Surprise, that breeds variants.
0 ups, 3y,
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The vaccinated are breeding variants because the virus is mutating! Use your little scientific brain!!
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0 ups, 3y
No. The virus has a small chance of mutating every time it is spread. Y'all spread it a lot, mutations happen more. The vaccinated keep a lid on its spread, mutations are not so much.

Then you spread your mutations to us. See how this works?
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1 up, 3y,
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0 ups, 3y,
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No. Because we're NOT protected until y'all get it too!
0 ups, 3y,
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If you're protected, you shouldn't care about the unvaccinated - you're protected from them.
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0 ups, 3y
I'm more protected than not but y'all spread variants.
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1 up, 3y,
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0 ups, 3y
And yet you still do.
1 up, 3y,
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Oh, I know it. Much better than you do. I know my body better than anyone. Better than you. Better than the government. And I am not going to give up my bodily autonomy and my privacy "because the government said so."
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1 up, 3y,
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Ok. But unless you've taken a test literally every two weeks for the least year and a half, there's NO WAY YOU COULD know that.
0 ups, 3y,
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Why every two weeks? Why that specific? Are you a health expert all of a sudden??
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0 ups, 3y,
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Because that's the window in which the virus operates. If you get tested on Day 0 and you pick up the virus on Day 1, you have until Day 14 to find out that you have it so that you can self isolate and not spread it.

This has been public information since the entire thing started.
0 ups, 3y,
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Well, guess what? I've never had to become aware of that because I've never contracted the virus! (Nevermind, you're not listening.)
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0 ups, 3y
Unless you've taken a test literally every two weeks for the last year and a half, there's NO WAY YOU COULD know that.
1 up, 3y,
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That attitude, in a nutshell, explains why you're at risk in the first place.
0 ups, 3y,
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What - so my attitude is the cause of YOUR weak immune system? Do you have nothing better to do than telling random people on the Internet how to behave??
1 up, 3y,
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I don't have a weak immune system. But you probably will, sooner than you think.
0 ups, 3y,
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Any Science textbook will tell you that immunity comes with exposure. And I haven't been sick since before this pandemic blew up, so I've gotta be doing something right 😆
1 up, 3y
Immunity may come with exposure, but it comes in varying degrees and isn't always strong enough. People still die.
0 ups, 3y
Are you even IN college??
0 ups, 3y,
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You're already spreading your disease of self-righteousness, so I don't see why you're complaining about someone you don't even know haha pffft
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0 ups, 3y,
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The principle difference, of course, being that an ACTUAL disease KILLS PEOPLE.
0 ups, 3y,
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If the vaccine doesn't work until everyone gets it, you should have COVID by now. Just sayin'
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0 ups, 3y,
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I probably did at some point without even knowing it! I haven't been tested every two weeks for the last year and a half. So I wore a face mask, kept social distance, and had my vaccines to make sure that I didn't spread it to anyone.

You see how this works?
0 ups, 3y,
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So you're still alive. It didn't kill you. You're freaking out over nothing.
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0 ups, 3y,
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And, because I didn't spread it, IT DIDN'T KILL OTHER PEOPLE EITHER.

See? Safe! Unlike you!
0 ups, 3y,
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You're so shallow-minded you don't even realize that an airborne virus will spread no matter what you do. And there are other ways to protect your immune system that are MUCH better than an experimental "vaccine." They've worked for me as long as I've lived - which I can almost ascertain is longer than you have.
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0 ups, 3y
See this? This is an airborne pathogen spreading differently depending on what you do.

Grow up and get your shots.
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