Nobody's Home

I be like:
.... *Googling it*

Then I be like:
... Finding out that what was burning at the US embassy in Afghanistan were sensitive files so that the Taliban would never have access to them. (Apparently the embassy facilities manager had told the staff there to do it.)

Then I be like:
.. Good.

"We will be back whe- hold up kamala, you forgot my ice cream!"

She forgot to wipe his butt, too.