Starbucks waifu!

(joke)

I know Blaze had a mermaid tail in the Olympics, but who else has em?

Don't you f**king dare, Amy-

But can they have sex underwater..?

Can: yes. Should? Probably not!

Meh. I've seen better. But this is still ok.

You don't like mermaids giving out free huggs?

Did you say h-hug..?

*digital mermaid huggs*

Everyone needs them digital huggs!

Eh. Doesn't look that good

The one in the picture u commented looks better than the one in the meme

Maybe she will give you free digital coffee!
Starbucks chan: *gives coffee*

Ok NOW I might have some respecc

Apparently some people think Starbucks Chan is actually Samus

She doesn't look like Samus!

Saw a MVPerry video that said if you play ZSS, you probably collect Starvucks cups

You wish!

But what is it?

She's gonna give you free coffee!

Starbucks chan needs to start serving green tea...

But who cares if he isnt an anime mermaid

Uh oh!

Why not?! You no like Godzilla chan?

She's gonna destroy Kyoto for some reason, she's still a monster!

Ill help

Burn it down.

Boom

More anime mermaids!

Ew

You no like coffee?

Yeah I don’t like coffee and she just ain’t particularly cute