Some of the arguments you cite coming from Christians are indeed bad ones, but some, while you get them a little wrong, are in fact good.
But here's the rub, cupcake. I do not need to prove God exists to you. I can give you the best evidence, and tell you what He has to say through His Word. Apart from not wanting to see anyone suffer the wrath of God, I honestly could not care less what you do with that information. And you are a fool to ascribe such a level of importance to yourself.
The fact is-- you will reject any and all evidence I could supply you with, from the scientific evidence that the universe is not old enough for the fantasy of evolution to have had time to take place, to the science that shows that no matter how much time you have, evolution is impossible. There is no other real option put forth by the godless as to how we got here, which does not mean that the God of the Bible must be the only other option.
But then we could go through the exercise as to why we can trust the Bible over all other "religious" texts.
The fact remains, as I personally found out for myself as an ex-atheist, ex-evolutionist, ex-liberal, ex-Democrat, that until you figure out that God is God, whether you believe in Him or not, and that He sets the parameters for how this all works, you will remain blind in your angry little life, and one day perish in your sin.
It is not impossible to prove that God exists, unless your heart is hard against the obvious. You say that Christians use presuppositional arguments, yet God Himself tells us this is so. I do not care if you believe it or not, but I know it to be true. And given your anger against something you say does not exist, you do know
Romans 1:18-23
For the wrath of God is revealed from Heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who by their unrighteousness suppress the truth.
For what can be known about God is plain to them, because God has shown it to them.
For His invisible attributes, namely, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world, in the things that have been made.
So they are without excuse.
For although they knew God, they did not honor Him as God or give thanks to Him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened.
Claiming to be wise, they became fools, and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and creeping things.