Change my mind

What if female mosquitoes aren't attracted to me either

I'm the bug magnet here so I can relate

Saaaame bro, I got a couple million mosquito kids by now

Lol

this needs to be in the front page

same

chain

make a chain with a picture of a chain

Same

Making sure people where the right hat is more important than making sure people get the right pay

Second that, bro. Only time a female ever sucked my dick. I woke up with a mark on it one morning. She must have sucked me during the night... It was itchy afterwards but I felt pretty darn good...

And female flies.

lolllll

Welp, can't argue with that, I guess

and female wasps

Relatable

You should actually be lucky they're giving you a blow job, you even get their hickies.