I believe in science!

Actually, it doesn't.

But keep going on with that erroneous nonsense.

I'm sure it'll work out for you.

Eventually.

Now, before you say "yes, it does" I need you to go find peer reviewed real science that says it does.

I'll even start you off: Moderna’s chief medical officer Tal Zaks gave a TedTalk where he talks about mRNA, RNA, and DNA. It has actual science in it.

If you pay attention, you'll find out he explains how vaccines work.

Wow, do you lack a sense of humor. Thanks for not lecturing on the need for peer reviewed constipation.

What you posted isn't funny.

It's not even mildly amusing.

Full of BS and misinformation.

After peer review of Autonomous's comment, it has been determined to be hilarious given your proclivity for negativity and over reliance on Ted Talks. Other people go to college and actually learn something. I'm joking! We're all going to die from COVID! if we don't submit to the largest clinical trial in the history of the whole wide world!!! None of these vaccines have FDA approval, they only have an authorization for emergency use, and since COVID! is not an emergency and never has been a genuine emergency, who cares. Clearly you haven't read any of the research concerned about the genetic alterations that have been observed after the vaccine. Oh, that's right, it's not FAKEBOOK approved reading, must trust FAKEBOOK.
Since you are so serious, you should look up all the peer review scandals over the past decade. Follow the money honey. Peer review simply means that people who agree with you agree with you.

Your peer review was found to be faulty, and as a result, so where you conclusions.

It's still not funny.

And the FDA has a timeline of full approval that only begins when the manufacturer submits it. The first review process takes 60 days.

It's almost like they're following the procedures or something?

Yeah. That would be it.

600,000+ dead Americans disagree with the "isn't an emergency."

Vaccines do not alter your DNA. mRNA vaccines do not alter your DNA.

Stop believing the BS and lies, and go read real science.

In fact, it doesn't.

Don't forget it's going to kill the injected some day coming that's not yet today as well as sterilize them so their zombies won't breed so the billionaires will make more money from a drastically shrunken economy because logic need not apply in Trumplandia.

Don't forget the constant 5g connection & light magnetism.

It's all about that mind control.

Ha ha ha, oh please stop my ribs are hurting from laughing so hard. Didn't your peer review tell you that in March of 2020 the CDC changed reporting of cause of death? They didn't keep statistics on secondary causes of death, so in order to statistically monitor the spread of covid they ordered that if covid was detected in any death it was to be listed as the primary cause of death. Cancer, heart attack, stroke, suicide and accidents then became the secondary cause of death which inflated covid death numbers. Lies, all you believe are lies.

Just because you didn't understand how deaths are handled in the US and have never bothered to read up on it, doesn't mean they are lying.

600,000+ Americans are dead from Covid. Your denial doesn't change that.

It's not a joke. Science is real. And that OP still isn't funny.

If you truly did have covid, I am glad that you survived. I am sorry that you've had to suffer the long-haul effects. I hear the moderna vaccine is helpful in relieving many of those. I hope that it works for you.

That study doesn't mean what you have been told it means. The study was done on the assumption that it was in a closed room and the air was "well mixed." Which, according to the study, means that anything in the air is evenly dispersed throughout it.

So, of course, if that particle is evenly dispersed throughout the room, distance won't matter.

But we don't live in a world where all particles are instantly and evenly dispersed in a room. We live in a world where spit particles float in a cloud around us for about 6 to 10 feet.

So you can see how masks work- they stop the spit from floating out there. And how they're really work in an evenly dispersed "well mixed" room.

Also, I don't lighten up.

Not a matter of if I had it, as they started to put the picture together of the 14 different symptoms it was real clear I had it, as did hundreds of airport workers, truck drivers and and others I've talked to. The interesting thing is I had it on Jan. 7th, 2020, before it made the news. It was running through US and Canadian airport workers in late November and December 2019. I sent my wife texts that documented each of the symptoms as they presented. As reports of additional symptoms came out, I referenced back to those texts.
A lot of people shared identical experiences before it was even said to have "reached US shores" from China. I was ultra low energy for almost 3 months, then one day I woke up and was normal again (relative term- I know). The contrast was shocking, very noticeable.
The MIT study I mentioned was fascinating, in that the virus is not uniformly distributed, like all classic viruses it is relatively heavy compared to other air particles and they found the highest concentrations on the ground or floor in every situation, their words, not mine. That discovery was not what they expected.
Does that mean it wouldn't spread, by no means, it was very contagious to specific people with specific underlying conditions. One fascinating key that got buried in the politics of this is that the most vulnerable people had low levels of vitamin D, again, medical researchers words, not mine. Confining people inside during the quarantine exacerbated that condition as people weren't getting their normal exposure to vitamin D that we get from sunlight.
As for the masks, remember 9/11? All the workers who used bandanas, make shift masks and unsuitable masks are paying for it now. I worked in personnel safety for years and went through extensive training on what masks are appropriate and what they can and cannot do. Dr. Fauci even said early on that masks weren't effective ( a true statement), then reversed himself to eventually recommend 2 masks.
Even if they were effective, safety protocols require specific methods of disposing the masks after use (everyone reused them or you would literally have to use 20-30 masks a day). They have to be fit properly, any gap, anywhere on the mask rendered the masks useless. I taught people for years this stuff, it's second nature to me because it was vital to keeping the people working with me safe.
As for not lightening up, life is too short, get over it, it's not worth the price you pay for a reduced quality of life.

If you're gonna lie, at least keep your lies straight.
You caught a fake disease that was hypothesized for a wargames drill? Really? Did they give you a plush toy for your awesome participation?

"They didn't keep statistics on secondary causes of death, so in order to statistically monitor the spread of covid they ordered that if covid was detected in any death it was to be listed as the primary cause of death. Cancer, heart attack, stroke, suicide and accidents then became the secondary cause of death which inflated covid death numbers. Lies, all you believe are lies."

"They didn't keep statistics on secondary causes of death,"

"Cancer, heart attack, stroke, suicide and accidents then became the secondary cause of death"

How would you know they were secondary cause of death if they weren't recorded?
What are these comorbidties they speak of?
That many people die annually from all those other causes? Why the sudden larger number coinciding with the pandemic? The bodies rotting in trucks outside morgues?
Cancer, heart attack, stroke, suicide and accidents listed as COVID deaths?
What about those not afflicted with nothing but?

Lies indeed.

What a dazzling retort, steeped in facts and tremendous insight.

Go back to sleep.

Ow you hurt somebody's feelings, not mine. Read the CDC guidelines on changes to death certificate reporting, published around March 27, 2020. Wake the f up. If you can handle information, look up Event 201 where the CDC, WHO and others war gamed dealing with a world wide coronavirus pandemic. In October of 2019. Unless they've taken down the site they are pretty proud of it, even gave away COVID 19 plush toys as door prizes. No you already know EVERYTHING, why investigate further to find the truth. Like some famous guy said a couple thousand years ago, "what is truth?"