weapon of mass construction

Poor Schlub has to put each one into a sequentially labeled evidence bag.

Aussie John is on the way to tell us this is a very serious thing and we should be imprisoned for the rest of our lives like the animals we are.

I heard a dingo ate his smartphone.

Kookaburra stole his bike!

Can you imagine being the FBI “Rainman” asshole trying to connect a child’s lego set to a supposed “insurrection”?

Apparently the FBI is far more stupid than I originally thought.

Well, they claimed that flagpoles made this an "armed riot," so, yeah.

True, we basically told the world America can be taken over by an unarmed band of unorganized misfits, government provocateurs, and democratic insurgents.

Hell, a bunch of soyboys with CoD cosplay outfits took over an entire chunk of Seattle...

Also true.