This just in from The Babylon Bee:
Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents
July 5th, 2021
https://babylonbee.com/news/treasury-announces-minting-of-new-biden-coin-worth-sixteen-cents
WASHINGTON, D.C.—To commemorate Biden securing a 16 cent savings on barbecue expenses for every American this year, the U.S. Treasury has announced the minting of a new 16 cent coin featuring Biden's likeness stamped on them.
"This will be an eternal symbol of America's gratitude for Biden securing such a life-changing amount of savings for us all," said Treasury Spokesperson Marc Monopoly. "For all time, the memory of our great leader will be immortalized on this really handy 16 cent piece, forever reminding the American people what Joe Biden did for them in the summer of 2021."