CNN HAS REHIRED YOU AFTER YOU WERE CAUGHT BEING INAPPRORIATE DURING A ZOOM CALL; YES, I WAS PLEASURING MYSELF; YOU WERE MASTURBATING; I WAS BEATING OFF; JERKING OFF; POUNDING THE PULPIT; BEATING THE BISHOP; FLOGGING MY LOG; PLAYING YOUR SEXAPHONE; GETTING THE CREME FILLING OUT OF THE PINK TWINKIE; PRACTICING WITH THE SKIN FLUTE; GETTING THE RETARDS OUT; YOU'LL EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T SHAKE HANDS; THEY'LL BE BUSY ANYWAY
