I want mine to be the cringiest, most eye rolling dad joke of all time.

"We're so close to that building"

“Hey, that Nerf gun looks pretty realistic.”

“Hey this orange juice and toothpaste is bussin!”- Me

“Hold my beer” lol jk

"And I thought having 15 women at once would give me a heart attac... Aghghghggh"

Azariah Kyras’s full speech, word to word. Don’t know what I’m talking about, look it up.

Wow. Didn't see that one coming lol

What do you mean your not a lisended dr?!

[image deleted] I want them to be “this is a zebruh moment” my first word was zebra and when I die it will be a bruh moment so I want my last words to be “this is a zebruh moment”

Epic

To...Kill...A...Mockingbird...is...still...the...best...book...ever...*dies*

Lol

Ur mum gae

"Sir, mr pilot, should the engines of the plane be on?"

“Don’t worry, I’ll be by your side haunting your ass.”

This toy pirate sword looks really realistic!

"Another one bites the dust"

"If you miss me, just remember all those bad yo mama jokes I made. Then you wont miss me."