I want mine to be the cringiest, most eye rolling dad joke of all time.

"We're so close to that building"

“Hold my beer” lol jk

“Hey this orange juice and toothpaste is bussin!”- Me

“Hey, that Nerf gun looks pretty realistic.”

Azariah Kyras’s full speech, word to word. Don’t know what I’m talking about, look it up.

Wow. Didn't see that one coming lol

To...Kill...A...Mockingbird...is...still...the...best...book...ever...*dies*

Lol

[image deleted] I want them to be “this is a zebruh moment” my first word was zebra and when I die it will be a bruh moment so I want my last words to be “this is a zebruh moment”

Epic

"And I thought having 15 women at once would give me a heart attac... Aghghghggh"

Ur mum gae

What do you mean your not a lisended dr?!

This toy pirate sword looks really realistic!

"Sir, mr pilot, should the engines of the plane be on?"

"Another one bites the dust"

"If you miss me, just remember all those bad yo mama jokes I made. Then you wont miss me."

“Don’t worry, I’ll be by your side haunting your ass.”