Dad jokes suck

dad jokes if your dad is a scientist
1.the rotation of the earth really makes my day
2. i don't find skeletons very humorous

please suggest some more

Off the top of my head:

- There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who know the binary system, and those who don't.

- What do you call two crows on a branch? An attempted murder!

- An electron is driving down the highway when it is pulled over. "Mr. Electron," says the cop, "do you realize you were doing 95 miles per hour?" "Oh no," says the electron, "now I'm lost!"

- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt.
What do you get when you cross a bridge with an M1 Abrams tank? To the other side.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a hardware problem.

I saw this meme when it had forty views

I have a shirt that says that

*Laughs in antimatter*

But you don't matter

Without the calculation meme, this is... "Punny."

Molecules don't exist now

/s

matter matters lol

na moral

Thats true.....

Surprised you didnt know that one

Including you

looks like somebody lost a comment fight

Does this mean I can’t trust myself? Or am I just the dumb one here?