Epic Handshake

wherever you go, it's always there, in the future we might have world peace, but there will never be peace on the internet.

Yes you're right, we are right now in World War 5013.

and it will never end

Why you hatin on me

we like orange better

true true

anti apple gang

srry, i cant hear broke

sorry, i can't read moron

i cant hear u ur broke

if your plan is to try and act stupid to make us impatient and aggravate us, it's really not working. prove you're not a moron and prove your point with evidence and facts

first of all, android is always freezing, it has a bad design, it only lasts for 2 days, and android users have no girlfriends so beat it

Android does not freeze, in fact I can run games like Minecraft with a render distance of 20 chunks and still get a locked 60fps, on my phone. Android has a lot better design than Ios, android is a lot more flexible, and open sourced, so anyone, anywhere can use or edit the software on their end. And I don't know why you think this is true, but android does not "last for only 2 days", my last android phone, I've had it for over 2 years, and it still works just as new.
So don't say android isn't optimized.
Second of all, if you think a phone will make the difference of whether you have more girls, you're really f**king stupid, no girl would want to be with f**king loser like you ANYWAYS.

no wonder u only have two followers, u r a flipin looser btw i have a channel with over 1,000,000 subs, so everyone will see how big of a looser u are

now beat it

and stop swearing looser

no

f**k off loser lol

You said 2 followers like you have more lol

truce

i think apple is better u think android is better

lets stop rosting eachother now ok?
pls

but one thing to say

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two is still more than an imaginary million

truce?

pls

Are you mad you're broke?

yes i cant hear broke

are you mad you have no factual evidence supporting your argument?

I never planned to have an argument. You're just trying to start something by being extra

you people really are the pinnacle of stereotypical apple users: annoying, stuborn, stupid people who will never try to reason or provide factual evidence, instead resorting to kindergarten "insults"

The funny thing is I'm not an apple user 😐

ok then so far, we don't seem to have any problem

okay...

SEROUSLY?this place does NOT need ANOTHER ANTI stream!
You hate on tik tok,gacha,left handed,people,hackers,and MUCH MORE,and now you want to hate on a phone company!yetyou want imgflip to be better?no.just.no.you are even more stupid than the rest of the haters here.(i don't care if it's not spelled right.im making a point.)

First of all, learn some basic grammar and punctuation lol,
second of all we hate apple because they sell their inferior products for way too much
third of all if you're implying that hating tik tok and gacha is unjust, then you truly have no right to criticize us

thats true

iphones are hard to use becuase you are only given a single button if you want to get out of somewhere.

the whole point of ios is to be simple and easy to use, but it's not even that

correct it took me 38 years to get out of youtube

youtube was created in 2005 so cap

r/woosh

what is r/woosh

woosh is the joke going over your head

We are talking old youtube my boy

also it was a joke.

get a iphone and maybe u will have some friends

Get a brain and maybe you will have some intelligence

I agree with the other guy, get a brain first. And the problem with buying an iphone, is.. well they're flaming garbage, my 300$ samsung phone is just as good, and the chip itself is faster than your flagship iphone's.
Imagine that, an exynos chip is faster than the flagship iphone's

lol

we call this a meme. its just a joke

ever heard of a joke?

First of all, 95% of your reasons deserve to be hated
Second of all, You literally do not know to put spaces after periods, comma's, and any other punctuation point
Third of all, we never did hate left handed people, get your facts straight
Fourth of all, You didnt even put 'Left handed people' in the same example, you just put 'Left handed' and 'People' as two different examples.
Fifth of all, AT LEAST MAKE ALL YOUR "I's" CAPITAL!
Sixth of all, Its a f**king meme, calm down

Savage luigi, I wonder if he ever "smoked tooka" before

it's not just this guy who didn't ask, NO ONE F**KING ASKED, not ONE person.

finally someone who uses the website with a brain

Look over here fine sir, these are 3 things you dont have

1: Braincells
2: A Sence of humor
3: A girlfriend

actually just to correct you, i dont have:
1-braincells
2- a girlfriend
3rd of all, i turn 13 today, so if u adult people got other opinions, i think ur right :)
i dont think a cringy 13 year old has good opinions anyways. so dont mind me :)

Actually, if you're not gonna provide any valid argument and valid points, facts, evidence, or pretty much anything other than whatever sorry excuse for a comeback that was,
you should replace the:
"these are 3 things you don't have",
with:
"these are 3 things I, Mr. SquidwardsNose, don't have".

lmao

Here is the three things you dont deserve

1-Nintendo,PS5, laptop, XBOX, Etc
2-a heart since you are not loving
3-living in this world

Seems like you hate haters a lot, you hater

its a joke. Ever heard of one?

First, I agree. (Looks at the Anti Anime Association as the f**king furry I am while I'm straight on pride month.)
Second, you missed the joke, but I can't blame your synchronicity for picking that side of the comment.

Lol mad bc mad