Somewhere totally unexpected... I thought I was going to Boston...

I came up with a better punchline

jokes on you i live in boston

I live in the suburbs. If you visit wegmans in medford I will give you my autograph.

oh you work for the air line ok were are we going

It will be totally unexpected

how long would it take to get there?

In your mind , you're already there

ok where am I right now?

You have your Golden Ticket with you ?

hell yes

why yes wonka? but were the wonka bars?

I been thinking the same where are they?

Wonka *laughs nervously* Well child..... look in the back. * oompa lumpas kidnap you* wonka: STEP ON IT!!!

MMMM!? HEL- (mouth been taped) van drive away fast

*chases the van*

I should've said this before... but now is the time.. the van says "Free candy Chocolate" Butttt willy Wonka makes "Wonka bars" so if the van said "Free Wonka Bars" then I would go in

Yee

dumbass Boston is now a rip in space-time get on with the news

Im british, this aint gotta do with meh

london is in england tho-

IK...wait

Boston is in america

That is stupid they should hire someone else for advertising

not gonna lie blacken is the one who made this template popular so bravo

blaziken*

wait, is there really a beach with those straw plant things in Boston?

I actually know what the advertisers are thinking lol

Taking it to the darkest place possible

Im not laughing.

Go Red Sox! Yankees suck!

Does that help?

F**k the Yankees

exactly the sentiment any Bostonian should have, and anyone outside of New York, and Mets fans within New York

Malaysia 370 be like

No of course you aren’t going to Boston omg right that’s it get out of my classroom right now detention for the whole week disgraceful why did you think you were going to Boston

That's American airlines for you.

The other act of stupid is that the promo photo is of an empty field in the middle of nowhere.

Why fly to boston when you can expect yourself in a skyscraper

american is bad anyways lmao

I can hear the counter-arguments coming

I hate it.

american airlines sucks xD

im offended

I'm sorry, but my mom came home a day late once cause AA was being unhelpful, my mom had to drive from dc in the middle of the night... they also didn't give us anything on a 2 hour flight...