Laser Babies to Mike Wazowski

u have my keys

good point

If Queen Elizabeth dies then Prince Charles will become the king. I don't understand Monarchy but I know the U.K. is a great country. God Save the Queen.

Dies? DIES?! QUEEN ELIZABETH DIES?! NEVER.

Oh your from the UK? I'm from america nice to meet u never met a UK person before

But I still know russian, german, mexican, aisan, and african kids lmao

Yes. I am from the U.K.

I’m British too.

true but Jesus did not live a sinless life he stole he was wronged but thay chose to kill him then a man who killed hundreds thay where wrong to kill him then the killer he stole the freedom of so many humans thay kill others to go to heaven thay rob others of there life because of him

Listen, buddy. I'm christian, they're christian, my friend is former christian. We got the facts, bro. The devil is the devil. I don't call him by his "s" name, and I will rarely say it. Us not going to church regularily anymore is turning us into atheists (no offense sydney and if ur reading this stay out of it)
He paved the way for many people today, and without Him, we would have no structure. Just madness. He died for our sins, and saying that He stole from people is disgusting. I find it discriminatory. That is why many of us worship Him to this day.

Bingo

I'm not really sure what this guy is trying to say. XD

the bible was made 1000 years after that when thay learned to wright so how wud thay know

When they learned to "wright"?
Humans have been writing for far longer than since A.D. 1000.
Perhaps you're speaking of the translation of the already finished Bible into English?

i know most of you wont get this and will start getting mad at me, but being with jesus in heaven is sus and a sin

youll get so pissed at this lol but also god is a myth and if you disagree with that, then give me concrete proof hes real

for me, yes and to answer the second question supernatural enough that it is simply impossible for him to exist.

no offense, but there are lots of others like me who are smart enough to know that the existence of god is simply impossible, for example Stephen hawkings (im not saying im as smart as him) let alone existence itself... but its kinda complicated so I won't explain why unless you want me to. anyways, yes there is, in this case the truth is that i think theres a truth something and to reanswer ur question, but only since you seemed to overlook the last answer, for me, yes

tell my why, i need proof

most likely he is not real but yes there is always a possibility

1 year later, she's dead.

well THIS didn't age well

funny thing is, she literally did

laughs in dante's purgatorio

God is a MALE.
So is the devil.
How to get that messed up requires a tutorial

god is genderless, but is usually referred to as a male. but i can agree with this, if ur gonna use a gender with god choose male

ummm last time i checked got is not male nor female

God not got

fun fact: some plants have male & female genders cool huh

okay

Jesus is though

(I get the two mixed up all the time)

introducing :LIMBO the place between heaven and hell

Number 1 complaint in hell is Princess Diana won't shut up

If she'll "never die"... why did she die anyways?