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Monkey Puppet Meme | When you block an investigation
of your own culpability for
destruction, injury, and death | image tagged in memes,monkey puppet,jan 6 insurrection,republicans,fearless leaders,dark days | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
527 views 5 upvotes Made by anonymous 4 years ago in politics
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4 ups, 4y,
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50's newspaper | YOU'RE RIGHT WHY AN UNARMED WOMAN WAS EXECUTED BY AN UNNAMED ASSAILANT SHOULD BE LOOKED INTO | image tagged in 50's newspaper | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Don't worry. The press can still obsess over this modern day apocalypse long enough to distract from Democrat failings.
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1 up, 4y
you know what? i take it back. someone should look deeply into the events leading up to that poor dumb woman's death. hopefully there will be a civil case and the person or persons found responsible will pay dearly.
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2 ups, 4y,
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i thought we agreed you were gonna pipe down and think about your own failings.
3 ups, 4y,
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Spin this, libby
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2 ups, 4y,
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i'm not a liberal, dopey-doo
1 up, 4y,
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Ah, okay. You mean that in the same way that you have a dick and y chromosomes but call yourself a woman. I getcha.
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2 ups, 4y
triggered by your own mistake ( :

i bet that happens a lot
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2 ups, 4y,
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i don't spin, kid. i fight it. this is from the wikipedia entry on Sicknick.
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Oh wait. Some guy that never examined the body has some opinion. Aww shit. How can I rebut that undeniable evidence!
0 ups, 4y,
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2 ups, 4y,
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haha fair point. Curious how many other dead people on Wikipedia have some random pathologist weighing in on a case they didn't work on? I mean, not like this is political, whatsoever, I'm sure.
1 up, 4y,
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I just captioned that, but when Michael Baden was on Red Eye (which was a lot) they'd often post that under him.

From Wikipedia:

"Baden was the Forensic Science Contributor for Fox News, and a frequent guest on Fox's late-night satirical program Red Eye where he was known as the "Death Correspondent"

That show was glorious in its heyday.
2 ups, 4y,
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Yeah, just ran through a few clips of Urungus guesting. Hilarious.
1 up, 4y,
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If only they had him more often, as touring prevented that.
Every single thing he uttered was laugh out loud funny. R.I.P. Oderus
2 ups, 4y
Yeah, you could tell he was good at improv, so quick with the far out there jokes. It reminds me of drunken rockers in the 80's when I was a kid. Remember just getting into hs and watching some dating game/love connection type thing with students in the auditorium. All innocent and 50's style. A bunch of heavy metal dudes were there and would yell out at times. The mc would ask "How would you attract a guy's attention?" "SHOW HIM YER TITS!!!" "How would you get a guy to like you on a date?" "SUCK HIS DICK !!!!" The teachers stayed out of it. A different breed, them. Not reiterating as the height of wit but I was just reminded of it.
2 ups, 4y,
2 replies
The conclusion that the timing was merely coincidental leans towards a tad odd.
3 ups, 4y,
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It must have been all those fire extinguishers and shovels and walking canes and pitchforks that were mercilessly beating him... Oh wait, none of that actually happened.
1 up, 4y
*cough cough something about getting sprayed in the face and bopped upside the head with said spray can cough*

Oh, of course regardless of the day's events, it was his day to go, yes?
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2 ups, 4y,
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yes. without the direct observation of simultaneity of attack and stroke, it would probably be hard to convince a jury of the cause and effect relationship.
1 up, 4y,
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He wasn't physically attacked.
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1 up, 4y,
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1 up, 4y,
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Oh, you still believe the fire extinguisher hoax. Hahaha
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0 ups, 4y,
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i won't be replying to your comments for a while Syd. if you start learning, maybe i will.
1 up, 4y
I'll try to get over it. Perhaps you should consider opening your mind as well. I'm sure you're surrounded by a confirmation bias bubble. That's good for no one.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
So, we agree that Sicknick was not murdered. Thank you.
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2 ups, 4y,
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lol you read funny!
1 up, 4y
Did anyone get the stroke's name for an arrest?

You utter dipshit. There's people in solitary confinement for trespassing still but they wouldn't charge for murder. LMFAO. This is why no one takes you sjw libtards seriously. All womanly emotion over facts.
2 ups, 4y,
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If this pic is a tad too naughty, let me know and I shall selete it.
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
i think it's fine since Syd needs to be made aware ( :
1 up, 4y
Very much so,,,
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
More like shot dribbled.
1 up, 4y,
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2 ups, 4y
Well, that ended with a fizzle.
2 ups, 4y,
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The only murder that day was a policeman recklessly shooting a woman offering him no harm. That officer should be tried for murder & reckless endangerment for firing into a crowd.
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
you guys never learn
1 up, 4y
What, that the laws will never protect us, but they will be used to attack us? No, we’ve noticed.
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