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"Science" with John Kerry | We still have to get carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere! And while we're at it, get all the diabolical hydrogen out of water, right? | image tagged in drinking wonka,john kerry,religion of climate change,ignorance,propaganda,quasi science | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,371 views 76 upvotes Made by anonymous 4 years ago in politics
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10 ups, 4y,
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The lorax | Kerry will kill all the trees! | image tagged in the lorax | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
It’s true.
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6 ups, 4y
Exactly. It amazes me he was allowed to pass elementary school Science.
8 ups, 4y,
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when I studied biology in 8th grade I learned about limiting factors and I learned that increase in carbon dioxide could actually increase oxygen production made by plants. For some reason they decide to portray CO2 as the big baddie when there are other gases that are actually damaging to the ozone layer like methane, ozone(cloudy gray gas, causes respiration problems) and toehrs
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*others
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I am in 8th grade and my teacher said that too much greenhouse gas is bad but we if there was no greenhouse gas all the heat would escape the atmosphere and we would all die almost instantly
1 up, 4y
oh well. thx for the extra info. now I know that everything I knew about the ozone layer is a lie
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1 up, 4y,
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I agree fully, just there's one little wrinkle. Increased o2 output will decrease the average lifespan. It's not commonly known, but oxygenation is what kills people of old age. Oxygen withers on your vital organs like on an apple.
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0 ups, 4y
It just takes 77.8 years.
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1 up, 4y
Somebody paid attention in class! Thanks for sharing!
3 ups, 4y,
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Pure Oxygen is too toxic to breathe, tho. :(
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3 ups, 4y
True.
2 ups, 4y
exactly
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1 up, 4y
Oxygen at all is.
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3 ups, 4y
hilarious
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1 up, 4y
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1 up, 3y
Welcome to the "CHEAT generation"
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0 ups, 4y,
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There's... No hydrogen in water?
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0 ups, 4y
Yes, there is...the point is called sarcasm.
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At least they’re not afraid to get dirty when they work.
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I guess you'd know about being a miner, huh?
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