Rekt

Hey, uh, sun, my boy...
Did you get the milk dad?
Uh...yes, in fact, uhh, we’re in it?
AFTER 4.4 BILLION YEARS YOU RETURNED WITH THE MILK!!!

😂 kinda true bc there in space

So that basically means every planet in the milky way is sun's dad

it means everything in the universe is the sun's dad

No wonder asteroids are having fights

lol

And the big bang was a resulting breakdown of a personality disorder

F L Y I N G C A R

S H O O T I N G F U J I W A R A

Stop scamming

No porn Allowed!!

shut up. no one with go with you or to the site

please shut and hold you shit

I f**kin' hate you.

NO AND NO AND NO AND NO-

People used this roast so much it isn't even funny anymore

Ikr. Too overused

yes a meme exactly like this but with the black "ohhhhh" dude at the bottom was on the front page a while back.

im lucky my gf naomi didnt do me like this

it's a repost but its still funny so i dont care

Its kinda a repost, just the bottom i age is different

I would say this is a repost but its ok because it is on a different template

Ah yes. Send your GF 92,935,700 miles away.

LOL

Paige: They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

Cold water wont help

yes

nice

Oooooooooooooooooo

but why is it at 4 am

BIG OOF

Kind overused but I guarantee you I could use this with a simp

the aroace power move that this is