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The Myopic Hypocrisy Is Crushing My Skull. | GOP ASSBAG TED CRUZ TWEETED "DEMOCRATS ACTIVELY ENCOURAGE RIOTS & VIOLENCE."; THIS IS THE GUY WHO SPENT MONTHS AMPLIFYING TRUMP’S ‘BIG LIE’, WHICH REALLY DID LEAD TO RIOTS. | image tagged in ted cruz,gop,republicans,democrats,riots,violence | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
364 views 7 upvotes Made by MarshalTennerWinter 4 years ago in politics
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1 up, 4y
Dont we all wish we had a dog that looked at us the way Cruz looks at tRUMP
1 up, 4y,
3 replies
You have a very soft and underdeveloped skull. Literally within hours of Maxine Waters shaking the ant jar, some piece of shit shot up the National Guard. That woman is evil and you can see it in her eyes. Don't deflect from her statements.
2 ups, 4y
Trump's inciting words:
"Be there, will be wild!"
"The cavalry is coming!"
"You got to go to the streets and be violent!"
"We will not go quietly into the night!"
"We’re coming for you!"
"Trial by combat!"
"We will not take it any more!"
"You have to show strength, and you have to be strong!"
"You’re not going to have a Republican party if you don’t get tougher!
"We’re not going to let it happen. Not going to let it happen!"
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1 up, 4y
Trump's inciting words:
"Be there, will be wild!"
"The cavalry is coming!"
"You got to go to the streets and be violent!"
"We will not go quietly into the night!"
"We’re coming for you!"
"Trial by combat!"
"We will not take it any more!"
"You have to show strength, and you have to be strong!"
"You’re not going to have a Republican party if you don’t get tougher!
"We’re not going to let it happen. Not going to let it happen!"
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0 ups, 4y
they didn't all storm the building, the cops pulled down the barriers at the back and allowed them in ...there's even footage of a cop running after people ushering them up the steps. And there's a ton of footage shot by blm organiser, John Sullivan showing the "insurrectionists" walking around talking to the cops and Capitol guards, taking selfies etc.

anyhoos ...how does it feel to be part of the far-right extremists now Brony boy?? You guys are the new "incels" :D
3 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Yeah, you guys took a couple lines she said wayy out of context and are trying to play the equivalency game while forgetting that MAGA and the dickless republican senators ATTEMPTED A F**KING INSURRECTION. I'm guessing you're not educated enough to understand the ramifications of that.
Life is not a WWE wrestling match where the loudest asshole wins.
Say hi to everyone in the trailer park for me.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Life is like the WWE, and you had better pray that we don't start yelling. What happened at the Capitol building was a couple of assholes screwing up along with some paid agitators. If an insurrection had been planned, there would be a provisional government right now.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
A couple of assholes? Try a few hundred.
0 ups, 4y
How many assholes are burning minnesota to the ground? Portland?
2 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Lol okay - she seems to have a lot of "couple lines". She has been inciting violence for a LONG time now. It's nothing new, honestly. And you really believe 100 people armed with broom sticks and flag poles took over the Capital building? They literally walked by armed police officers and some agents armed with AR's. I didn't know an insurrection was so easy to accomplish..

"Say hi to everyone in the trailer park for me"? What a racist liberal thing to say; a shining example of the party of unity.

Way to remain true to the evil, racist democrat message.

I suggest educating yourself further, that way we can take you more seriously in the future.
2 ups, 4y
Trump's inciting words:
"Be there, will be wild!"
"The cavalry is coming!"
"You got to go to the streets and be violent!"
"We will not go quietly into the night!"
"We’re coming for you!"
"Trial by combat!"
"We will not take it any more!"
"You have to show strength, and you have to be strong!"
"You’re not going to have a Republican party if you don’t get tougher!
"We’re not going to let it happen. Not going to let it happen!"
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has already come out emphatically in support of Maxine Waters. Even if McCarthy manages to use his role as House Minority Leader to force a vote, there obviously aren’t enough votes in the Democratic-majority House to censure Waters over a non-issue.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Wow. You guys have absolutely ZERO self-awareness. Do you believe Republicans have never done this? Did you see the Trump years? The fact is, Republican policies are repugnant to the average voter so they've resorted to insurrection and voter suppression to try to win elections. That's the pitiful side you're on.
Sad, really.
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
You haven't seen insurrection by Republicans...that's just the name the media gave it. Keep cheering on the liberals and their destructive policies and you'll see some violence - if you're lucky, you'll survive it.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Trump's inciting words:
"Be there, will be wild!"
"The cavalry is coming!"
"You got to go to the streets and be violent!"
"We will not go quietly into the night!"
"We’re coming for you!"
"Trial by combat!"
"We will not take it any more!"
"You have to show strength, and you have to be strong!"
"You’re not going to have a Republican party if you don’t get tougher!
"We’re not going to let it happen. Not going to let it happen!"
0 ups, 4y
Now you're attributing Giuliani quotes to Trump? What the hell is wrong with you? Are you really that lazy, or is stupidity involved in your behavior?

Plenty of things sound bad without context....and if you attribute them to the wrong person and/or omit context.
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Combat veterans, police, fire and rescue, hunters - all well known to be predominantly conservative. I know a few liberals who own guns - the ones they own are ancient, in disrepair, and they're afraid of them.

Chomping at the bit for a fight against a well armed and well trained opponent is not only foolish - but some might say, suicidal.

It's not a threat, it's a prediction.
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Jan 6

Mar 5

Apr 1
0 ups, 4y
Those aren't the people you should fear.
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1 up, 4y
Eh, I'm too lazy to search for pics of A Boy and His Dog, and this was here, so it will have to do...
0 ups, 4y
While I don't agree with your politics, I do appreciate the civil discourse. Not being called a bigot/racist is refreshing.

I think the biggest issue conservatives are seeing is that there is no way back from the changes the Democrats are trying to achieve. It's full steam ahead toward first socialism, then totalitarian rule. The groundwork is being laid right now, and anyone who is looking closely enough can see it. The executive order I mentioned, for example, is a weapon - and I believe it's going to be the first one they use, because it can effectively silence opposition.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
"WiseCracker 0 ups, 2h

Those aren't the people you should fear."

Fear?

You got a bunch of Hot Pockets stuffed blinky eyed low brow neckbeards that are so inbred they all look alike (how old are Octomom's kids?), except for that single female in the back and the guy next to her, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, last but most certainly not least, the styling & profiling, semper fart defiling, one and only mystifying, superstar rising, Jake Angeli. The only fear to be had is him getting put away long enough for the reality show to not happen. I mean, hey, a movie would be great, but I want to see THAT guy on the screen on a fairly regular basis.

As for that QAnon prediction for the small peckered set compensating with AR-15 wet dreams banging furiously at the console because they just got zapped on Fallout 4, they got themselves a motto, "The only thing we have to fear is jeers itself without a six of beer to drown away the sheer unmitigated pain of knowing the closest we'll ever come to a female other than mommy is staring listlessly from the window as they walk on by looking for something with a real set of nads hanging below their waist"

something like that.
0 ups, 4y
I don't play video games, I don't follow qanon, I haven't eaten a hot pocket since the 90's.

My life is pretty much three things - reading the news, writing software, and shooting guns.

The dipshits in your photo - those are your people trying to cosplay as my people....
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0 ups, 4y
You aren't ready for what's coming.
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1 up, 4y
Higher prices for Capt Crunch Cereal.
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For starters - executive order 14024 is going to be vaguely interpreted by federal agents in order to apply it as broadly as possible to those the liberals deem to be enemies. It is very craftily worded to allow broad application with little to no evidence and absolutely no due process.

It's only a matter of time until the Democrats are able to blackmail their way into the votes they need to pack the supreme court. Once that nail is in the coffin, they can ram through any legislation they want because they will have effectively taken over all 3 branches of government.

The "border crisis" is getting worse. Once the resulting crime wave hits, people in my part of the world will start taking matters into their own hands. That will usher in new calls for gun control. With the newly minted liberal supreme court justices, they can strike down any 2nd amendment protections and apply whatever gun control measures they wish.

Southern states are already preparing 2nd amendment protections. Texas, for example, is a hair away from constitutional carry. Those who scoffed at the Texas Nationalist Movement (who very nearly got a secession referendum on the ballot) just 5 years ago are giving secession a much closer look. If Texas goes, how many will join it?

I can't speak on the attitudes of other states, but I can confirm that Texans are pissed right now....and we blow shit up for fun.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Oh yeah, you're a 'web designer'

Enjoy tossing your plastic gamer gun at the screen to express the depths of your irritation next time Pelosi farts some ridiculous thing.

Console warriors. Taking over one !Pad Air at a time.
0 ups, 4y
Web designers aren't software developers. I write software for aviation.....and I don't play games...any games.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
No, guy, those QAnon Trump clowns are your people - oh wait, no, you were busy at home computer geeking on Fallout 4?
0 ups, 4y
I don't play games jack
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