They keep making it more intense and more dire and giving less and less time before the earth burns up. I just want to know when I no longer have to shovel snow off my driveway in the winter. They promised me that 20 years ago and it hasn't happened yet.
I would like some global warming with extra CO2, please.
Hey look, it's getting warmer....
*no one does anything...*
Hey look, we're starting to see changes....
*no one does anything...*
Uhm, we're reaching the PNR.
Repugnicants: "FaYk NuWs!1!"
