At breakfast the oven broke, lunch: I'll use the toaster oven, it burnt everything, dinner: microwave, plate explodes

We all have those days sometimes :)

I'm heading over to Thparky's for his homemade bacon. I'll head up your way for some mozz cheese to sniff ;)

How the heck does that happen?

I shoulda just ordered pizza.

It's a free pizza he was 30 minutes late

Hey if it's free I'll take it.

Yeah who wouldn't want free

Happened the day I was born

some how i have not had one of those days but i have days where it is mostly good but than there is a couple small things that go wrong that ruins the rest of the day

That sucks

yes but it's not one day it's more than a week

You mean my entire life? Yes.

Don’t you mean...every day?

Man brok the microwave

Oof

No one:
Kurt Cobain:

can you nuke this guy and his stream? imgflip.com/m/homophobes

I steped on a nail and the fell down the stairs 1 hour later