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jesus was actually a communist
and he was arabic
so he was what trumpies hate the most: a brown communist

Jesus was Jewish. The Bible says so. Communism didn’t exist at the time. Argument closed.

Ethnically, he was probably closer to modern day Arabs than Jews of the Diaspora. He certainly wasn't blond and blue-eyed.

Quite right and he certainly wasn't a communist when he and the bible gave financial advice lol.

What

a lot of communities that jesus founded while he traveled were literally anarcho communist
everybody did the job they could, took what they needed, there was no government and no money
this is what makes him a communist
logically, he's from the middle east, around a time where white people didnt live in the middle east, so he's either black or arabic

Jesus said "render unto Caesar what is his" in reference to the question of taxes.

As Romans, early Christians paid taxes. Or got executed.

Jesus founded no communities.

Jesus, the guy his followers called Messiah, was the farthest anyone could get from being an Anarchist. Supposedly being God kinda mutes that option.

White people originated in the Middle East.

Only Arabs (Saudi) are Arabs, and Arabs are white.

Whatever few Africans that may have been outside of Africa at the time were as slaves.

Jesus was a Judean, not Arab or African.

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