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Lisa Simpson's Presentation | Jesus cannot visit hell because he is already there as the devil. | image tagged in lisa simpson's presentation,jesus,christianity | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 4y,
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This is bad.
0 ups, 4y
How so? Bad as in awesome and funny or the opposite of that? LoL.
1 up, 4y,
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You're not just wrong your stupid | image tagged in you're not just wrong your stupid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
0 ups, 4y,
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You put the QED on your own stupidity. LoL.
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You're not just wrong your stupid | image tagged in you're not just wrong your stupid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I will not change my mind on this.
0 ups, 4y,
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You cannot change what you do not have. First, grow a neo-cortex out of your medulla oblongata. Second, use your eyes and ears to get sensory input for exposure to what is known as reality. Repeat the sensory input so the nerve bundles develop into a brain. LoL. I hope this helps. Now, get to growing that brain, Christian. The word "cretin" comes from the French word for Christian. Even the French knew all Christians were mentally retarded and violent. This aptly describes you. LoL.
0 ups, 4y,
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Shut it, you can have your own opinion, don't try and make everyone believe it when they don't want to, because it won't work and it's pure stupidity to think it will.
0 ups, 4y,
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The truth does not need belief. Truth remains as fact regardless of belief or the lack of a neo-cortex growing out the brain stem. Believe whatever absurdities gives you comfort. Christianity is ideal for fight pickers and money lovers such as yourself. LoL.
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The truth does remain fact regardless of belief, so how about we just go our separate ways now, because you're gonna keep believing I'm wrong.
0 ups, 4y,
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You present no argument for being right. Cognitive dissonance is when you know you are wrong but you keep lying to yourself anyway to force yourself to believe lies told to you by what you imagine to be authority. That is how indoctrination works. Nothing changes for you as a Christian when Jesus is revealed to be Satan himself.
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You present no argument for being right either, you're just using long words to say I'm stupid just to make yourself look smart so people believe you.
0 ups, 4y,
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I have one more thing to say, and I'll do this in big letters to make sure your microscopic brain can read it: I DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS TRUE, AND I NEVER WILL, SO STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE ME.
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I haven't tried to prove anything beyond stating the obvious. My words only appear big because you are comfortable at your current literacy level. If you believe I am trying to convince you that I am right, then you must already know I am right and you are resisting the truth. If Jesus is the devil, then you know you need to go orthogonal to Abrahamic death cults to not self-condemn yourself to perdition. Heaven is just a honeypot for sinners to enter hell to be Deliverance raped by Satan wearing a Jesus outfit. Hence, everybody goes to hell. With everyone going to hell it only makes sense to not make enemies. How can it hurt you to know that Jesus is Satan? How does it adversely affect your life?
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Here is another meme I made. LoL.
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Literally every single thing you've said here applies to you too.
0 ups, 4y,
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You have no point and you proved nothing. You repeated the same non-insult that I described in the previous comment to you. How do you "think" like that and live? Serious question. Why do you repeat the same gibberish over and over making no point and simply picking fights with nonsense and incoherence? Explain yourself. Why do you invent make-believe arguments and imagine that you somehow proved your incoherence? Explain this sort of dementia that you display in your idea of what passes for "thinking".
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You just proved my point.
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LoL. Your insults are weak. The best you can come up with is to tell me to have sympathy for your self-inflicted butt-hurt by imagining a reversal of the perceived insult. The truth does in fact apply to all people. It is only you and other devil worshiping Christians who are butt-hurt and feel insulted by the truth. Work on your insults so you don't get compounded butt-hurt. Try growing that neo-cortex out of your brain stem. The risk is that you might get too smart to be a Christian. If you keep getting smarter, you will not be called a cretin. This is why you never see Down's Syndrome people in a Christian church due to Down's Syndrome being much too smart to devil worship on Jesus and lie about it to also violate the commandment on bearing false witness. Christians love to violate their own bible and accuse devil worship on infidels. Lulz.
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Bro you literally just proved my point, with a little bit of altered wording that all applies to you too.
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Jesus cannot visit hell because he is already there as the devil.