i would put mending on my controller and my body

loyalty 3 on my cat

So it doesn't jump off your bed when you try to pet it, same

yah

Same

I would "Curse of Binding" this thing on you.

Sheeeeshhhhh check the drip 💧💧💧💧💧💧🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯👌👌

Mending on me and a bug zapper so whenever I’m getting old I just break out the handy dandy bug zapper to get that good xp to mend me and make me young again

"transportable fountain of youth"

Knock back II on a baseball bat lol.

look at me, I'm the babe ruth now

Lol

bane of arthropods on a news paper

you to all the spiders:

respiration 3 on my head

"i am aquaman"

I would put mending on a great baked good so we wouldn't run out.

Infinity on my wallet

Fire apsect || on a real life village

fortune, on all harvesting equipment. additionally, probably infinity on my computer.

Unbreaking 3 and mending on my body, so I can do dumb stuff

*jumps off a skyscraper* "i am absolutely fine"

*Gets run over by one of those industrial dump trucks* *Stands up immediately, and resumes daily life*

if you think about it, your body already has a very nerfed version of mending

it's just that we don't have a good source of exp.

yes, we only have 5 levels of xp but our body doesn't require that much

Infinity on my Monte Carlo from Destiny 2 because it's my main and I just want to sit without having to reload

Sharpness III on myself
I wanna be a human knife

like marge simpson without any hair

I would unn enchant curse of vanishing on my dad lol

That's just sad.

Id water board myself everyday with liquefied ban of arthropods

Lol

Depth strider on my feet

*mermaid noises*

Gaming topics usually not allowed, but since you are asking about applying a game concept to real life in a theoretical way I'll allow it...proceed.

yay, but what would you do?

Never played a single minute of minecraft in my life, so absolutely no idea.

tis' good, it's a must-play, also, f

fire aspect on water, give it to my enemies

curse of vanishing on me so when I die no one can find me

"the perfect crime"

Looting 3 sharpness 5 and fire aspect so kids at school leave me alone.

infinity everything

I would carry around an infinity enchanted civil war canon.

infinite IQ