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Red vs Blue: Florida vs California

Red vs Blue: Florida vs California | image tagged in ron desantis,florida,open,gavin newsom,california,closed | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,797 views 38 upvotes Made by EyewitlessNews 3 years ago in politics
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2 ups, 3y
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Yep, as a not so proud resident of Taxifornia, your characterization of it is pretty much spot on, Eyewitless!

I just want to know where I go to sign that petition...
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Signature collection ended March 10, but if Newsom is replaced by another Democrat you may have a chance to sign a future recall petition.

Recall website:

Recall California Governor Gavin Newsom (2020)

https://recallgavin2020.com/

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Sanctuary state for illegals, criminals, drug addicts, marxist politicians, communist tech, government unions, unfunded government pensions and sexual offenders. Most of the water is undrinkable, and you got to play hopscotch around the piles of feces downtown. “California dreaming”
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Re: BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE - “California dreaming”

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California Dreaming
How can the Golden State tackle the high price of housing and keep the California Dream alive?
February 3, 2021

https://abc7news.com/california-cost-of-living-real-estate-how-much-does-it-to-live-housing/10133015/

"NEW HOMES IN SAN FRANCISCO FROM THE LOW $1,000,000s"
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California dreaming?

More like a nightmare.
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Well, think about it this way, lets say your mom owned that house, which she bought for $12,000 back in 1965. Now she is selling it for $1.4 million to some rich hipster family. And also, the AVERAGE WAGE in Cali is $24 an hour as opposed to $7 in Florida. Also, our houses can withstand earthquakes, your houses get BLOWN DOWN BY HURRICANES....or fall down for no particular reason. Now cry to mama, little buford.
1 up, 3y
You can't talk about hurricanes when you got wild fires and earthquakes hitting you back to back. Energy dependency from other states. I seen houses in Cali selling for more than half a million that I will not pay more than 72k. What you think is good, is actually bad. Cali is over inflated cost of living makes anyone in the lower and middle class hard to live. This inflation comes from 1) too many illegals driving rent and housing cost up, 2) increase of minimum wage and policies set on businesses. You can have a MUCH better standard of living elsewhere that houses are not so expensive and they have a reasonable cost of living. People in Cali started picking that up... and moving out as anyone with a brain would.
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2 ups, 3y
Thanks for your ignorant commentary. It made me chuckle. That felt good.
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oh yeah I forgot, "prove it"
Here it is Octavia, time to put those blind folds on! https://www.dailynews.com/2008/03/10/prescription-meds-found-in-tap-water/ Probably the main reason why you guys are so F-up in the head.
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Idiot, that was a one time reading in a tiny area of our watershed. Its not WIDESPREAD WATER POLLUTION like florida has.
1 up, 3y
No, I was living in Cali when that was happening. I know because I was there. Go prove to me that Florida has more pollution than Cali, provide evidence to back up your claims.
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Tom Lehrer - Pollution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPrAuF2f_oI

Time was when an American about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. But times have changed, and now a foreigner coming to this country might be offered the following advice:

If you visit American city,
You will find it very pretty.
Just two things of which you must beware:
Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air!

Pollution, pollution!
They got smog and sewage and mud.
Turn on your tap
And get hot and cold running crud!
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2 ups, 3y
Ah right filtered bottle water... then it isn't much different than all other places, now is it? So completely pointless coment from you.
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Yo, just a couple of questions for someone who acts on the side and is always keeping an eye out on opportunities to jump on a gig in LA:

- What are some good jobs that offer flexible hours and allow you to make enough to scrape by? I initially thought DoorDash and/or Uber would be possibilities since I have a sedan (which seems a good vehicle for LA based off the one time I drove through there), but have no clue what they make.

- Got any good local knowledge on what parts of town offer the best apartment living options? Obviously low cost is better, but I don't want to think I've scored and then get murdered or carjacked because town was too shady, if you get what I mean.

(And to be clear, I'm currently pursuing other career plans...however I love acting as a side gig and always keep my eye out for a compelling reason to even consider making the jump. For all the grief I give California's government it really is a cool state and I'd love to call it home if I can do so without becoming a homeless bum.)
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Yes, 100%. I know it's odd to ask for advice on the politics stream of a meme forum, but if you live in that area I'd be stupid not to tap you for info. Any extra knowledge is always good.
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water in LA is filled with narcotics, thank you very much. I lived in both places and I can tell you water is much better in Florida than LA. You are just assuming how the water in Florida is like.
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According to DHHS and NIH, Florida has far more contamimated water that California,,especially for the several months after a hurricane. There is no bad water in Cali, it comes from snow melt, thats really cold stuff that falls from the sky. Like sno cones.
1 up, 3y
way to come back to an old post. The context was narcotics. Also yeah, You get lots of Hurricanes in Florida and the water will not be the best then because the plants get shut down and you get the waste from the damage of the storm... At least Florida has that excuse, what is Cali's excuse?
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Thank you, I stand corrected.
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Yeah, I guess we got meth heads and trailer trash....just less than in Florida.
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Sources:

Florida has seen 9 consecutive months of private sector job growth. Our unemployment rate is 4.8% - far below the national rate of 6.3%.

https://twitter.com/GovRonDeSantis/status/1371569905804455938

Florida theme parks, beaches bulge with spring break crowds

https://news.yahoo.com/florida-theme-parks-beaches-bulge-101300399.html

A year into the pandemic, Florida is booming and Republican Gov. DeSantis is taking credit

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/17/politics/ron-desantis-covid-florida/index.html

California recall backers confident after submitting 2.1M signatures

https://www.politico.com/states/california/story/2021/03/17/california-recall-backers-confident-after-submitting-2-1m-signatures-1368714

Inside The California Town That Pays People To Visit | NBC Nightly News

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns2KEsH9cvI

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0 ups, 3y
Youre average wage is also the 44th lowest in the nation, and you guys have the 3rd highest poverty of any state in the nation.
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Average wage in Florida is $7.50. Average wage in California is $24.33.
Florida creates 0.8% of the National GNP. California produces 33% of the National GNP. OUCH!!!!
1 up, 3y
They do not need to pay high wage if you can afford the essentials with the wage you have. What good does it do to you making 24$ an hour when half of that goes to taxes, then a good section of it goes to your therapist that helps you cope with the stress, and then the overpriced everything in California? When you do the math, you are making a LOT less than the people in Florida. And that is why, we get lots of Californians doing mass exodus to Texas and Tennessee, I got like 3 neighbors that just moved from LA just in my block, and boy they are so glad they did, you should hear the nasty things they have to say about Cali... Keep smking that pot that makes you feel better and helps you deal with the sad reality.
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....And unemployment still that high with the many people getting out of there?! Embarrassing.
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Floroda also has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in nation, highest crime rate, highest high school dropout rate, 3rd highest poverty rate, and,along with texas, worst schools in the nation.
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California creates 33% of the National GNP. Florida creates 0.8% of the National GNP, on fact, the 31 Red States creates only 18 of the GNP. While floroda has a 4.7% Unemployment rate and Cali has a 7.5% rate, the average wage in florida is $7 an hour, its $21 and hour in Cali. OUCH!!!!
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Well, Florida also has warmer beaches and, bigger theme parks, and most of everything like food and transportation is cheaper, probably hotels and facilities tourists will be attracted to. And Cali is just a shit-hole.
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Bigger theme parks? Warmer beaches? Is that what you measure a great state? Your beaches are flat, no surf....good for old Jewish retirees. Lets just hope their condo doesnt collapse.
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Bigger theme parks? Warmer Beaches? How about florida having the highest teenage pregnancy and high school drop out rate in the nation? How about florida having the highest crime rate, after texas and new york, in the nation? How about florida having the 3rd highest poverty rate in the nation? Florida produces 0.8% of the National GNP, California 33%!!!!
Wow....you floridians....not the brightest lights in the harbor.
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Prove it
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California has the best schools,( from Pre-K to Grad school), in the nation. Florida has the 2nd worst schools, after texas, in the nation. Florida, with a third of the population of Cali, has a higher crime rate, murder rate, more rapes, more felonies, higher obesity rate, more polluted water, lower longevity rate, higher infant mortality, more meth addicts, BUILDINGS THAT COLLAPSE, a higher Covid infection and death rate. Woooo, let me catch my breath.....
1 up, 3y
yeah shitty public schools, you are comparing shit to bigger shit. And I call bullshit on ALL you mentioned, you can't back it up. Lets start here https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/public-school-rankings-by-state Sir you are high on drugs
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